Monday, Aug 11

American Mall (MTV, 9 p.m.) - Can't get enough of teenagers breaking into song? This retail musical from the producers of High School Musical is for you.

The Middleman (ABC Family, 10 p.m.) - Kevin Sorbo guest stars as a Middleman from the 1960s who has been cryogenically frozen in all his glory.

Weeds (Showtime, 10 p.m.) - Alert the masses! Nancy finally decides to do some parenting and talk to her sons about their recent behavior.

Tuesday, Aug 12

Eureka (Sci Fi, 9 p.m.) - Talk about a case of wedding day jitters. An earthquake rattles Allison's wedding day plans.

How to Look Good Naked (Lifetime, 10 p.m.) - Even cheerleaders hate their bodies. Carson helps two former ones get back their self-confidence.

Wednesday, Aug 13

Bones (Fox, 8 p.m.) - Non-maternal Bones and daddy Booth must care for a baby discovered at a crime scene.

Project Runway (Bravo, 9 p.m.) - Guest judge Brooke Shields challenges the designers to make it work for working women.

Thursday, Aug 14

Supernatural (The CW, 9 p.m.) - Sam and Dean stumble into a Ghost Hunters-like TV show called Ghostfacers in this hilarious rerun.

Burn Notice (USA, 10 p.m.) - Michael sets up an embezzler. Just a typical day in the life.

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - Kathy brings some cheer to the troops in tonight's season finale.

Friday, Aug 15

Degrassi: The Next Generation (The N, 8 p.m.) - Natasha Bedingfield sings at the prom. Why are kids in TV shows always winning contests that get famous folks to appear at their prom? We blame Marcia, Marcia, Marcia and Davy Jones.

Swingtown (CBS, 10 p.m.) - Tom and Trina teach the Millers how to line dance. That's certainly a lot less scandalous than the last thing they taught them.

Saturday, Aug 16

The Dish (Style, 10 p.m.) - The Soup spinoff hosted by Boy Meets World's Danielle Fishel skewers the world of fashion.

Sunday, Aug 17

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA, 9 p.m.) - Chris Noth signs off. At least until he's needed again for substitute duty on another Law & Order series.

In Plain Sight (USA, 10 p.m.) - That suitcase of drugs finally catches up with Mary and her family in tonight's season finale.

Mad Men (AMC, 10 p.m.) - Peggy, her illegitimate child and parish priest gather for lunch. Awkward!

Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) - Roast Master Uncle Jesse (aka John Stamos) takes a hot poker to former co-star Bob Saget.

Story by Vlada Gelman contributing writer