Monday, July 7

The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 p.m.) - Penny must nurse a sick Sheldon in this rerun.

The Middleman (ABC Family, 10 p.m.) - Wendy and the Middleman stumble upon a subculture of exiled aliens addicted to plastic surgery. Hey, it's not easy being green.

Weeds (Showtime, 10 p.m.) - Doug finally joins the Botwins in Ren Mar, while Nancy asks Andy to join her on a little trip south of the border. Seven days of mourning sure does make Nancy antsy.

Secret Diary of a Call Girl (Showtime, 10:30 p.m.) - Belle does a lot of things in the bedroom, but there may be something she just can't do.

Tuesday, July 8

Celebrity Family Feud (NBC, 8 p.m.) - The cast of The Office faces off against the cast of American Gladiators, while the cast and crew of My Name Is Earl compete against each other.

Hell's Kitchen (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Gordon crowns a winner with a $250,000 job at his New York restaurant.

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (Oxygen, 10 p.m.) - Former So NoTORIous co-star Zachary Quinto (also of Heroes), Denise Richards, Loni Anderson and Carmen Electra have to make for the weirdest children's birthday party ever.

Wednesday, July 9

The Baby Borrowers (NBC, 9 p.m.) - The teens are put in charge of toddlers, which proves to be too much for one participant who quits after a harsh review from the parents. Good luck trying that in real life.

She's Got the Look (TV Land, 10 p.m.) - The ladies pose for the cover of Self magazine, and one is eventually crowned the winner is tonight's season finale.

Thursday, July 10

My Boys (TBS, 9:30 p.m.) - Andy attempts to fight the rumors about him and his work wife, while P.J. helps Bobby plan his wedding.

Swingtown (CBS, 10 p.m.) - Tom turns green with jealousy when Trina reconnects with her high school sweetheart.

Burn Notice (USA, 10 p.m.) - Battlestar Galactica's Tricia Helfer joins the cast for a recurring gig as a mysterious foe who may have been the one to "burn" Michael.

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - Kathy hangs with Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Mullally and Molly Shannon in New York.

Friday, July 11

Degrassi: The Next Generation (The N, 8 p.m.) - The teens are back to finish their final year of high school. The two new episodes also feature the return of Emma's ex, Sean, from the military.

Flashpoint (CBS, 10 p.m.) - Enrico Colantoni (Veronica Mars) and Amy Jo Johnson (Felicity) play members of the Strategic Response Unit in this import from Canada.

Saturday, July 12

Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.

Sunday, July 13

In Plain Sight (USA, 10 p.m.) - Mary plays counselor to an arrogant doctor and his family when their teenage daughter witnesses a gang shooting. Keep an eye out for "Veronica Mars'" buddy Wallace.

Army Wives (Lifetime, 10 p.m.) - Rumors swirl about Denise and Getti, while Betty plans her dream vacation after learning her cancer has spread.

Story by Vlada Gelman contributing writer