Monday, May 5

Gossip Girl (The CW, 8 p.m.) - Someone's coming out of the closet. And on this show, he or she will probably do it wearing a fabulous outfit.

How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) - Barney auditions SNL's Will Forte for the position of his rebound bro.

Two and a Half Men (CBS, 9 p.m.) - The writers of CSI take a stab at "Two and a Half Men." Literally. No need to worry. George Eads is on the case.

House (FOX, 9 p.m.) - House becomes convinced that a soap actor (Sex and the City's Jason Lewis) is sick and takes to diagnosing him for fear that his fave character will be killed off. That's one devoted fan.

Medium (NBC, 10 p.m.) - Allison, we told you Joe's new business partner was trouble.

Tuesday, May 6

American Idol (FOX, 8 p.m.) - The final 4 take the stage.

Hell's Kitchen (FOX, 9 p.m.) - The chefs must woo a bunch of teenage girls when they cater a Sweet 16 party. May we suggest "My Super Sweet 16" as homework?

Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 10 p.m.) - 7th Heaven patriarch Stephen Collins takes a one-eighty as the head of a rich, conspiracy-laden family.

Wednesday, May 7

American Idol (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Before another contestant goes home, season 3 winner Fantasia drops by to sing with the final four.

Top Chef (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - The food challenges continue as these chefs attempt to cater a high-stress wedding for 200 guests.

Thursday, May 8

Ugly Betty (ABC, 8 p.m.) - ABC's go-to hottie, Eddie Cibrian (Dirty Sexy Money, Samantha Who?), steps in to give Hilda some love.

Scrubs (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) - The Sacred Heart gang says goodbye to NBC with a big Princess Bride-inspired episode directed by Zach Braff.

The Office (NBC, 9 p.m.) - Michael mans a booth at a career fair in order to find a summer intern. No underpaid, starving intern deserves that torture.

Grey's Anatomy (ABC, 9 p.m.) - The nurses are taking a stand against McSteamy, implementing a "date and tell" policy.

Supernatural (The CW, 9 p.m.) - Bobby tracks down Bela, leading to a confrontation between the Colt-stealing gal and Dean. We have a feeling it isn't going to be pretty.

Lost (ABC, 10:02 p.m.) - The mysteriously ageless Richard Alpert returns in this Locke-centric episode.

Friday, May 9

TV's All-Time Funniest (ABC, 8 p.m.) - America picked them and now here they are.

Moonlight (CBS, 9 p.m.) - Mick flashes back to his WWII past when the grandson of his war buddy is kidnapped.

What Not to Wear (TLC, 9 p.m.) - It's a mother and daughter fashion disaster.

Saturday, May 10

Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.

Sunday, May 11

Aliens in America (The CW, 8:30 p.m.) - This may be one of your last chances to check out the funny and touching sitcom, which is currently sitting on the chopping block.

Family Guy (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Of course, FOX would celebrate Mother's Day with a rerun of "Stewie Kills Lois."

Desperate Housewives (ABC, 9 p.m.) - Family Ties' Justine Bateman moves into Gaby and Carlos' house. Since it's Wisteria Lane, she's got a dark secret.

Brothers & Sisters (ABC, 10:02 p.m.) - The Walkers sign off with a commitment ceremony. Take that, all you hetero wedding finales.

Story by Vlada Gelman contributing writer