Welcome to Starpulse's Weekly Celebrity Twitter. This week has been filled with angry Indie-Hating Beliebers, baby fund-raisers and comedians having their Twitter accounts hacked by horse-eating Brits. Jump right in.
Some unlucky hacker has invoked the wrath of Clarkson. He has learned a thing or two from Liam Neeson.
I have been hacked by spammers. Luckily I have acquired a special set of skills over many years. I will find them. And I will kill them.— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 18, 2013
Coco celebrates President's Day - the right way.
In honor of President’s Day, I won’t be getting along with Congress.— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 18, 2013
Leno takes a bite at BK.
The price of gasoline is so high, Burger King employees in England are riding the horse to work before they cook it. #LenoMono— Jay Leno (@jayleno) February 19, 2013
Patrick Carney poses as Justin Bieber on Twitter, to the chagrin, enmity and scalding hatred of the Beliebers. Now Mr. Carney has almost as many psychotic teenage girls on his Twitter feed as Justin Bieber does - except they want to kill him, instead of jumping his bones.
Here's just a couple of the hate-Tweets for your entertainment. More on his Twitter here: (there are some real gems.)
@patrickcarney you is firefly compared to the brilliance of Justin— miih (@IslandOfBiebs) February 18, 2013
@patrickcarney I just read this news about a loser who was saying that Justin doesn't desserve a grammy, but wait what's this loser name?— SupportingJustin♥ (@Veroniikabieber) February 18, 2013
@patrickcarney you make me disgusted.— 11DAYSS❤ (@justinislife13) February 18, 2013
maybe patrick carney's gay and this is his way of coming out.— Justin ∞ (@StateOfJBieber) February 16, 2013
Kendall Jenner puts on a hater-blocker hoodie.
...haters instagr.am/p/WAHc48jow5/— Kendall Jenner (@KendallJenner) February 21, 2013
Jimmy Fallon gets in touch with his inner gamer for the announcement of PS4.
From one Justin to another...
Shakira's baby is off to a great life start, with a successful humanitarian fund raiser.
And Stephen Colbert gets hacked by BK.
Regained control of my Twitter feed. Turns out, I wasn't hacked by VH1 Classic. I was hacked by Burger King!— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 22, 2013
That's it for this week. Check back again next week for Starpulse's weekly Celebrity Twitter Roundup.