The next artist called is Garrett Gardner, a returning hopeful who didn't make the cut in season 3, and is back to show that he's learned from the criticism he received, which is entirely possible (see: Dez Duron, Daniel Rosa, etc). Garrett's version of The White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army" isn't as awesome as Jamar Rogers' was, but just when it looks like Garrett is going home empty-handed again, Shakira steps in to take him for her team. Adam recognizes Garrett and is thrilled to see him back, telling him that his late father is looking down with pride. Adam Levine, The Voice morale officer.

Adam: You're so much stronger than you were.

Garrett thanks Blake for his comments from the previous season and is glad to finally make a team. Then we get into the much-hated montage of successful auditions, where we meet J. Sun, who also joins Team Shakira, Duncan Kamakana of Team Adam, and Chelsea M, who punches her ticket to Team Usher. That's three artists with a combined 39 seconds of screen time, and as of yet, their full blind auditions are also not available on The Voice's YouTube channel with the other successful performances. This montage happens every season, and it remains the most frustrating thing about the blind audition phase of competition.

Stepping to the microphone after the montage is Holly Tucker, who hopes to break out from the Baylor marching band with her version of "To Make You Feel My Love." Holly might love country music, but she earns button pushes from Adam, Shakira and Usher almost immediately. Adam so wonders what Blake's deal is that he stands on his chair to point at him, and this convinces Blake to jump in, too.

Adam: Those cowboy boots scare me, though. They only mean one thing - gotta fight Blake.

As if to prove Adam's point, Blake breaks out his finger-pointing before Usher can even really start talking. While the guys play "look how similar we are," Shakira suggests that she would be the adventurous choice. Adam then points out that he had to "prod" Blake to turn his chair around. That doesn't seem to matter, though, because Holly picks Blake as her coach anyway. Afterward, Adam admits to Usher that country artists are "almost never" stolen from Blake. He's just that good?

After another montage of failed auditions, meet Landon Medvec, who like many before him is hoping that he can get the break that will allow him to leave a "day job" and become a musician. His rendition of James Morrison's "You Give Me Something" has Blake questioning his gender, and he's not the only one. After the audition ends without any chairs turning, Usher admits that he also thought Landon was a girl.

Adam: I get it all the time, so don't worry about it.

Michelle Chamuel proves that appearances can be deceiving with her fierce version of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." Adam wants her on his team almost immediately, and Shakira joins him less than a minute later, so they've got a front-row seat to Michelle singing like it's the last song she's ever going to perform. Usher crashes the party at the last second, making it a three-way contest to land Michelle, who calls all of them "amazing humans." Blake is disappointed not to be included in that, which makes this happen:

Usher: He's not a human. He's an alien.
Blake: He's a sasquatch.
Adam: That's what it is!
Usher: I was thinking more snuffleupagus.

Discussion about Shelton's species (and a commercial for the Honda Civic Tour, and Carson Daly randomly plugging NBC's new show Hannibal) aside, Michelle declares that "for some reason," she's going with Usher. That comes as a surprise to everyone other than her, but as long as she's happy, that's what matters.

Following Michelle is Julie Roberts, and if you think she looks familiar, you're not wrong. Julie has a gold record under her belt and, as we see in her reel, once appeared on Jay Leno. However, after the failure of her second album, she lost her deal - and if that wasn't bad enough, her family lost their house and she was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. Yeowch. Julie makes the ballsy decision to sing Blake's hit song "God Gave Me You," but it has much less energy to it than the original, and she fails to draw any interest. Blake recognizes her immediately, however, and profusely apologizes.

Blake: I'm still sick to my stomach over this.

While Julie decides to get a glass of wine, brightly-colored former child star Monique Abbadie arrives with Shakira's "Loca," and showing off the picture she took with Shakira at one of her concerts years earlier. Once Monique starts singing, Shakira immediately pulls her shocked face, while Blake slams his button despite his previously established language barrier. Shakira and Usher jump in simultaneously, while Adam appears to push his button just because everyone else has, throwing up his hands after he does it. Everyone starts making arguments, except for Blake, who sees the writing on the wall.

Blake: I'm not going to waste everybody's time. She's picking Shakira. Now shut up.

Everyone promptly literally votes for Monique to pick Shakira, though Adam offers her a bribe if she'll be so crazy as to select Blake. Surprising absolutely no one on the entire planet, Monique joins up with her idol.

The final performance of the night belongs to firefighter, father and country singer Warren Stone, who sings  "Colder Weather." He gets Adam to turn around before he's through two sentences. The camera hovers on Blake, but it's Shakira who's next to spin. Finally, as Warren nears the end of his 90 seconds, Blake decides to enter the fray. Adam and Shakira are determined to finally wrest a country artist away from Blake by any means necessary, and Adam finally succeeds, convincing Warren to join Team Adam. Celebration ensues.

Adam: I was also really happy to watch Blake suffer.

As Carson launches into his night-ending recap, the numbers stand at Team Adam 6/12, Team Blake 5/12, Team Shakira 7/12 and Team Usher 6/12. Plus, Adam starts the Adam Levine Expletive Counter with his first two swear words of the season. Will that number rise with the next set of blind auditions? Tune in tomorrow to find out.

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