Tara Reid To Make A 'Sharknado' Inspired Perfume
Despite what you might think Eau d' Sharknado might smell like (notably human viscera and chum) Tara insists that her upcoming fragrance will be "…incorporate a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color.” So, disappointingly, this actually has nothing to do with Sharks (false advertising at its finest.)
It won't make smaller fish swim away when they smell you, and it won't cause cyclonic devastation to cities or towns. Also, it probably won't cause Ian Zeiring or Mark McGrath to appear in wetsuits (sorry to spoil all your fun at once, ladies.)
We're not actually sure what's worse - Tara insisting that a Sharknado could actually happen or ... this. At 25$ a bottle, it's a steal if you really love Sharknado or Tara Reid. Otherwise, it's 25 dollars too expensive.
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