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Gluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty

August 8th, 2008 11:00am EDT Post a comment

With the immortal words from 20th century poet Sir Mix-a-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie," the crack research team at Starpulse was given the arduous and grueling task of finding the finest photos on the site that revere one of the world's preferred body parts, the buttocks.

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Fri Aug 8 2008 11:06:09 By: chunky lover 53 (

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This is the sexiest and most sexually arousing article ever on this website. It was well written and very concise and demonstrates the high quality writing that STARPULSE is known for. I am looking forward for the follow up article "Booty 2 = Electric Boogaloo"

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Fri Aug 8 2008 11:07:09 By: Tom Sizemore (

18677)
Damn, I don't know who Mayra Veronica is, but her a$$ is HUGE!

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Fri Aug 8 2008 11:07:46 By: Marcus Garvey (

4196)
i fell out of my chair when i read "Ice-T's Meat Garage"

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Fri Aug 8 2008 11:13:03 By: Tom Sizemore (

18677)
Some of these need their own zip code they're so BIG!

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Fri Aug 8 2008 11:28:47 By: Agent Smith (

5400)
holy cow, you did it!

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Sat Aug 9 2008 08:35:30 By: delinan (

2988)
The size of her butt, never mind a zip code,
a post code would be better.Is it all hers do you think?

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Sat Aug 9 2008 11:41:19 By: alexP44 (

155)
PAris Hilton..
Has no X@@##! !
Hers is a flat board,
Beyonce has a HUGE ! X@@##!..
and Fergie looks sooooooooooooooo goood in that picture..

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Sun Aug 10 2008 00:45:31 By: nelly31 (

3)
beyonce looks good her X@@##! is 100% real, fergie has no X@@##!, Paris Hilton has a flat pancake , mayra has a wide big flat X@@##! ive seen other pics and it damn sure doesn't look like that, jlo X@@##! is huge but its lost alot if its volume and shape, vida's X@@##! has been enhanced eventhough she had an X@@##!, kim whoredashian X@@##! is fake! Fake ! Fake! she has butt implants and she also wears padded spanxs underwear to make butt appear rounder than it really is! She's a fake butt, nose , lips. Breast implants having X@@##!! And last but not least coco the hoe is the most fake X@@##! looking white girl ive ever seen! She's had head to toe plastic surgery from her obviously fake breast, fake ultra pointy nose , fake blond weave, lipo to waistline and thighs and body conturing! She's has the most fake looking butt ive ever seen.. She has the biggest butt implants the surgeon has to offer lmao... She looks like a plastic blow-up doll! Ive seen her in person and her X@@##! doesn't look anything like this! Google her before and after pics and you'll see just how flat coco's X@@##! was! And she was really small breasted as well . She's a fake!

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Sun Aug 10 2008 01:01:07 By: nelly31 (

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ps when sir- mix-alot was talking about " big asses" he was talking about black women! With our 100% real asses! Not fake silicone butt implanted filled asses that's not real ! Listen to the words of the song or google the music video its a dedication to the fat shapely asses on BLACK WOMEN! Sir- mix-alot was laughing at white women's flat pancake asses in the song Calling all of yall silicone filled and fake! Remember he showed a white barbie doll to make his point in saying " silicone parts were are for toys" and only showed black women's round big bootys in the video..sorry :-)

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Mon Aug 11 2008 22:02:25 By: tommy ross (

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My goodness gravy! That was an X@@##! and a half on that Mayra Veronica! Maybe even an X@@##! squared, mathematically speaking! Why, I bet she could fart and break a chair! or maybe even roast a recliner in the process. The only X@@##! you guys MISSED was a beautiful waitress at Sal & Judy's Restaurant in Lacombe, LA, Their food was great....but I couldn't take my eyes off that thing the whole time I was eating! I almost poked my eye out with a fork! It was a dining experience I will never forget! If she will consent to having that continental shelf of an X@@##! photographed...I'll send you guys an autographed picture of this beautiful creature I have discovered!

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Tue Aug 12 2008 09:16:05 By: Ripped and Torn (

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I think Coco's a$$ is illegal in 23 states.

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Thu Aug 14 2008 08:52:48 By: RASHARPE (

752)
REALLY GOOD CHOICES ON THE BIG ONES IT IS MY FAVORITE PART, COULD YOU FIND SOME EVEN BIGGER ONES ?

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Wed Aug 20 2008 14:42:10 By: MCB (

8)
Greatest SP feature of all time. Please build on this....

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Wed Sep 10 2008 15:34:34 By: deannababii (

95)
none of their butts are bigger than mine

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Sat Sep 13 2008 07:36:38 By: damex (

60)
butts

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Sat Sep 13 2008 07:39:22 By: damex (

60)
how many are fake

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Sat Sep 13 2008 07:58:44 By: damex (

60)
and how many are real

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Sun Sep 14 2008 06:17:56 By: ROBINSON312 (

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WHY IS PARIS, THE SPICE GIRL, JANET, AND NASH ON THIS LIST. I THOUGHT U SAID BOOTYFUL. THEY CLEARLY TAKE NONASSITOLS. AND THE NASH GIRL IS JUST ALL WRONG. NOT SHAPED RIGHT IN THAT OUTFIT. MY RANK IS
1. J. LO (JUST FOR LONGEIVITY)
2. KARDASHIAN (BEST SEX TAPE)
3. VIDA (FAVORITE ON MYSPACE)
4. COCO (MYSPACE GODDESS)
5. MAYRA (JUST A GREAT BOOTY)
6. BEYONCE (OK, OVERRATED)
7. ERIN (NICE TUSHY)
8. FERGIE (SHE COULD BE HIGHER)
9. KEIRA (WE KNOW SHE IS HOT)
10. LINDSAY (GOD BLESS HER)

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Thu Oct 9 2008 11:06:57 By: cowboysrule9296 (

15)
Ridiculous, totally ridiculous!

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Thu Oct 9 2008 21:06:28 By: Jilian (

26)
omg.Half of these women on this list are not worthy!Some of them had pancake asses,some asses were fake,do you know what comes out of asses?Stop glamourizing it.

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Thu Oct 9 2008 21:14:33 By: Jilian (

26)
those X@@##! asses are fake,and i agree,some of those women should not even b on that list with their pancake asses.Coco is a disgusting wanna-be black girl,beyonce needs to quit because she wears padded draws,who's next?kim kardashian should be a before and after poster on the wall of the plastic surgeon's office,,,you need to stop perpetrating girl.fake fake fake.Plus,what's the big deal with asses anyway?Do you know what comes out of them?Stop glamourizing them.

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Thu Oct 23 2008 21:39:51 By: ThickDiva (

9)
OMFG Are you serious? None of them have X@@##!. ok beyonce and jLo have a booty but i have more...I got more booty than beyonce, pinky, and buffie the body all put together. Dont believe me then i'll show u a d a m n pic.....janet got a lil sumthing sumthing...Paris and Lohan omg WTF is that. there butt is flatter than my flat screen tv...keira look like she has a bone sticking out of her dress thats nasty. vida has no draws on and it look like she got a major weggie..niecy is average. coco is fake eww, mayra is sticking it out soo of course it look like she got one. this article was a big X@@##! joke wit this lil X@@##! booties...LMAO

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Fri Nov 7 2008 18:29:39 By: jchdz (

3989)
why are linsay and paris on here they have no X@@##!

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Thu Nov 13 2008 18:07:28 By: itsbritneybitch- (

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those are some pretty disgusting butts.
i cant believe how can they be so proud!
if they have enough money, why dont they go and get a friggin surgery =O
its gross! im serious!
keira's & paris's are okay,
but GOSHHHHH
just look @ Kardassian's, beyonce's, vida guerra's, mayra's!
its like omgggggg
get out my view!
G
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O
S
S

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Tue Nov 18 2008 13:40:33 By: lovetheweasel (

2042)
i just threw up. the fat to the skinny? you cant do that to a man. can i borrow some bleach for my eyes?

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Wed Nov 26 2008 16:30:56 By: XoxPiinkDiamondsXox (

10)
i think this is stupid like who really wants this like i think theres diffrent levels of beauty and if ur lookin at someone because of there X@@##! were they shyt from something is wrong widd u

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Wed Dec 10 2008 22:14:12 By: celebrationsgalore (

15)
• Wìth God behind you and His arms around you... you can face whatever is ahead of you... may God's loving arms carry you always near His heart. Gud Day!

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Wed Dec 10 2008 22:35:38 By: celebrationsgalore (

15)
If you were my valentine
I’d search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true.

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Wed Dec 10 2008 22:36:24 By: WATZUP (

235)
Fake or not all are hot with the exception of Paris Victoria and Lindsay. Who in the heck thought they should put the 'spice girl' on this list? She's flat as an ironing board. Paris and Lindsay (skillet flat)should stick to the best squirrel shot list and J-Lo has a gut to match her buttockal area on that pic. Coco's got it going on front and back. BAM-BAM!

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Fri Jan 16 2009 19:26:37 By: jjadkins (

4)
neicey nash yeah big fan

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Tue Nov 10 2009 06:57:27 By: Anonymous User
i dont think that they should indeed possess such huge butts!

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