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Borat & Simon Cowell Have The Biggest Balls; Tom Cruise Needs 'Em

February 15th, 2008 4:16pm EST  Post a comment

Simon Cowell"You've got balls!" While it may appear to be an insult, it's really a grudging compliment -- an off-color testament to a person's confidence, fearlessness and take-no-prisoners approach to life.

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Fri Feb 15 2008 21:23:04 By: Tom Sizemore ( 18677)
I would think Rosie O'Donnell has the biggest balls.
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Fri Feb 15 2008 22:26:27 By: tvjunkie ( 336)
I would agree Tom.
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Sat Feb 16 2008 00:28:48 By: MeanRed ( 2)
If having balls means you have to be a pompous X@@##!, with little regard for others, then Zac Efron and Tom Cruise are in the best category. Being nice, a gentleman, and just a decent human being is so much better, which are traits these two possess. These men have shown by their kindness to others that chilvary is not a thing of the past. Learn to appreciate men who present themselves with class! These traits do not make them any less a man...
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Sat Feb 16 2008 01:16:22 By: user193 ( 545)
i dont think they meant it in the physical sense Tom...
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Sat Feb 16 2008 01:33:09 By: bailey_sings_the_blues ( 42)
Obviously the writer's strike went on way too long if this is a topic for discussion.
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Sat Feb 16 2008 17:26:33 By: Felix Lassiter ( 3313)
Ha HA This story sucks nuts.
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Sun Feb 17 2008 18:53:12 By: ranger_mario ( 56)
Hillary yes, Barack NO WAY. The man sat in the Illinois State HOR and never made one decision the whole time he was there.Could never commit to a vote on any topics. Barack is ball-less.
How did Sharon Osborne get over-looked?
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Sun Feb 17 2008 19:53:50 By: roger gonnet ( 2)
I would'nt say Cruise has no balls, I'd say that he has no balls to say the real facts of his cult. Here is some of those facts he DOES know but won't say, by fear to be expelled (he does not even say them to Katie!):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
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Mon Feb 18 2008 05:55:19 By: Britneysucks ( 26444)
Who cares?
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Tue Feb 19 2008 20:25:13 By: Guy Nacolojist ( 1144)
Ellen DeGeneres has balls too. Just ask Portia DeRossi
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Tue Feb 19 2008 21:39:35 By: 2sugha ( 1070)
Since Blue Balls don't count, I guess most of the men mentioned are out.
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Thu Feb 21 2008 17:20:59 By: Bobby Jack Off ( 48)
I think that Simon Cowell is so X@@##! sexy and I and him will get married someday.
God made Coke,
God made Pepsi,
God made him so X@@##! SEXY!
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