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Can Britney Spears' Career Be Salvaged?

November 9th, 2007 10:03am EST  Post a comment

Britney SpearsThe Eagles have landed. After a strong first week showing of Britney Spears electroclash-lite sudser, Blackout, with 290,000 copies sold, grizzled "Hotel California" soft-rockers The Eagles nudged Ms. Spears off the top of the Billboard charts with a divine technicality.

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Fri Nov 9 2007 16:20:40 By: rls71452 ( 30)
screw the career babe, concentrate on your
1. children 2. sobriety 3. mental health
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Fri Nov 9 2007 16:39:03 By: Felix Lassiter ( 3313)
Ha Ha Unfortunate,Liquor sponge,Mental defective. Death behind the wheel.
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Fri Nov 9 2007 16:41:56 By: Felix Lassiter ( 3313)
Ha Ha The Eagles Old Boobs. Retire to Florida please.
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Fri Nov 9 2007 17:34:13 By: smbbmm ( 228)
i dont know about spears's career. her children are more important. she needs to leave hollywood, work on getting her life back together and be a mom. she can always return to hollywood when's she older, more mature & responsible while someone takes care of her kids. Her life is falling apart, she needs to exit hollywood.
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Fri Nov 9 2007 22:06:58 By: Felix Lassiter ( 3313)
Ha Ha Does anybody really care?
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Sat Nov 10 2007 06:25:58 By: Britneysucks ( 26444)
"It’s almost as if she’s inhabiting a parallel universe where mothering your children is a ten minute job and low calorie salads aren’t readily available. I actually feel bad for her. She scurries around Hollywood every night, ingesting obscene amounts of average Cosmopolitans in an attempt to briefly forget how pathetic and without purpose her life truly is. Occasionally, though, these drunken excursions don’t fully numb the pain, leaving a toxic void she readily plugs with a stranger’s semi-erect member. Do you feel beautiful now, Britney?
According to Music-News, the twenty-five year old Chernobyl has missed eight of her fourteen scheduled drug tests. Spears’ lawyer, Anne Kiley, defended her client, saying, ”Is the issue that Britney Spears needs to get up at 8.30am and answer the phone? She's a pop star with a number one album. She is not up that early.” Wow, I was almost convinced there, Anne. First of all, I’m not sure if you watch the news, but Britney does not have a number one album. She has a number two album which was t-bagged for the entire Long Road Out Of Eden by The Eagles. Secondly, are album sales directly proportional with the hour one rouses? I must have missed that Economics unit.
Actively defending Britney Spears is like speaking on on behalf of Susan Smith. They’re both selfish chubby X@@##! who chose self-gratification over their children on a continual basis."
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Sat Nov 10 2007 15:22:15 By: Keith Whitener ( 56)
I don't think it matters if she's chubby. That's a problem with today's America- people equate weight with wrongness.
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