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Sheryl Crow Calls For Toilet Paper Conservation

April 23rd, 2007 1:40pm EDT  Post a comment

Sheryl CrowSinger Sheryl Crow wants global restrictions on using toilet paper in an attempt to save the environment. Crow, who is touring American colleges to raise awareness about global warming, has told students to only use "one square per restroom visit".

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Mon Apr 23 2007 17:55:50 By: * * Stargazer * * ( 2009)
That's freaking ridiculous.
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Mon Apr 23 2007 18:13:42 By: * * Stargazer * * ( 2009)
now I'm even more grossed out, savage!
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Mon Apr 23 2007 18:45:25 By: pfrazier ( 3)
How ridiculous. She needs to get a life.
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Mon Apr 23 2007 18:48:32 By: Agent Smith ( 5414)
ONE SQUARE!???
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What the hell is she smoking??? One square per trip to the restroom. You'd only use two rolls a year for cryin' out loud.
And what about those of us who use it in a flash for an allergy or sneeze attack?? It's not possible for one square to hold all that snot!
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Mon Apr 23 2007 18:54:34 By: chunky lover 53 ( 14559)
Shut up and sing Sheryl.
It's not bad enough with that big-oil douche bag we have in the white house telling us that trashing the Earth is good for the economy ,Now we have you telling us to use one piece of TP will save us.
You're both Idiots.
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Mon Apr 23 2007 19:38:18 By: sugarplumprincess ( 1)
cant breathe! must stop laughing! can somebody please explain how forfieting hygeine will save our planet?
1 SQUARE!hahahahahaha
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Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:26 By: Fried Chicken ( 769)
i think this whole story was just a joke that the media spun to incite people. you cant go on tour and haul around bus loads of people and equipment, burn countless gallons of fuel then plan on saving the world by cuttin back on TP. this article is just another example of the media taking advantage of you, people believe everything they read. shame on you, you were duped by sheryl crow.
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Mon Apr 23 2007 23:58:47 By: marshall2 ( 2343)
O.K. I agree with save the planet but this sounds like my grandparents before they passed. I want my butt clean, one square isn't gonna cover nothing and you'll get it on your hand. So no thanks! Maybe thats why that guy didn't want you to touch him I wouldn't either. Sorry!
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Tue Apr 24 2007 00:03:42 By: marshall2 ( 2343)
Maybe she should use a wash clothe so she wont use any and can reuse it! I'am just laughing my butt off! Ha Ha.
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Tue Apr 24 2007 02:02:34 By: pprinss ( 1)
Oh fabulous! Just what we need, more government intervention in every nook and cranny of our lives. What do you propose, Sheryl? Shall we set up yet another governmental watchdog bureau? Perhaps we can call it the Potty Paper Patrol. Yeah, right. So typical of these rich, liberal celebrities. Trying to tell us all how we should save the Earth, while they drive around in their gas-guzzeling Hummers, fly around in their high-speed jets, and consume more than you and I could conceive of in a lifetime.
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