Mon Nov 9 2009 12:50:05 By: ~SoupNazi~ ( 55)
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

Mon Nov 9 2009 15:31:11 By: Anonymous User
ahHHH! MY BOOOOO

Mon Nov 9 2009 15:42:46 By: Apostate ( 4607)
*Humming a few bars of "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" *

Mon Nov 9 2009 17:13:46 By: Jtrock ( 4)
This dude is beast

Mon Nov 9 2009 20:10:15 By: SOME_GIRL ( 3355)
Dave...*shaking head*

Tue Nov 10 2009 00:11:06 By: Speedy 81 ( 286)
With Mr.Williams fame and earning potential, he should not even be involved in dumb stuff like this.

Tue Nov 10 2009 15:06:27 By: ~AriAnA~ ( 162)
UH OH LOL WUT U GETTIN URSELF INTO PIMP.GET IT TOGETHER I NEED U TO MAKE MO STAND-UP COMEDIES LOL

Tue Nov 10 2009 16:22:33 By: hatsoff2us ( 1924)
No better for him, I don't like him.