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Chuck Norris Volunteers To Be Texas' President

April 17th, 2009 12:32pm EDT Post a comment

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the U.S. state's first president.

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Fri Apr 17 2009 13:52:53 By: Alter-Ego (

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Old news, happened in early March.

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Fri Apr 17 2009 14:05:33 By: Felix Lassiter (

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Ha Ha I always new there was nothing under that beard but and idiot pull it up over your face and go back to bed wacko.

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Fri Apr 17 2009 14:17:27 By: Felix Lassiter (

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Ha Ha America wasn't let down by the government just one rotten apple from Texas who spoiled the whole dam bunch it was also let down by the banks out of control, wall street stock market criminals out of control, and big business selling American jobs to the Philippines,Mexico,China,etc. I forget which economist said it but I believe it went something like this " Spread your culture around the world but keep your economy at home".

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Fri Apr 17 2009 14:33:21 By: rdmains (

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I'm sorry but wasn't it partially Bush's fault? Isn't he from Texas? Maybe it's not that big a loss, if they want to go, I say bye bye.

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Mon Apr 20 2009 09:28:32 By: lovetheweasel (

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i would move to texas for that

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Wed Aug 5 2009 00:24:57 By: GoChuck (

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I say let's do it. President Norris will have to institute some population control so that we are not flooded with move - ins from the other states. A lot of people would move to Texas.

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