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Female Celebrities Who Should Pose Nude For Playboy

March 20th, 2009 9:28am EDT  Post a comment

Jessica AlbaWith many female celebrities now posing semi-nude for magazines like FHM or Maxim, it's becoming rare to see these same celebrities pose nude for a legendary magazine like Playboy.

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Fri Mar 20 2009 09:55:57 By: Marcus Garvey ( 4196)
pretty good choices, although this list could obviously be a mile long
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Fri Mar 20 2009 10:21:42 By: jchdz ( 3969)
i would love to see all 10 girls nude but beyonce should be a back shot so i won't have to see her face she's ugly. oh, and where is britney on this list
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Fri Mar 20 2009 11:04:27 By: Tom Sizemore ( 18677)
ALL PLEASE!*


* Especially Salma!
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Fri Mar 20 2009 11:07:11 By: Agent Smith ( 5399)
why would you want a back shot of Beyonce? Her thunderthighs are so big I bet there's some serious cottage cheese there.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 11:20:12 By: Guy Nacolojist ( 1144)
My take, and I'm an expert. Otherwise my name wouldn't be Guy Nacolojist (and that's pronounced "Geey KNOCK-lo-jeest")
Halle Berry: Playboy not necessary. Can't gonna get any better than Monster's Ball.
Beyonce: Yuck. Extremely overrated. She's the black Jessica Simpson: decent to look at, but horrible to hear.
Salma Hayek: another whose been naked in a number of films already, but I'd definitely buy that issue. Oh wait, I have a subscription.
ScarJo: abso-freakin'-lutely! But that tattoo on her arm? WTF? It looks like she took one of her 'flair' pins from when she worked at TGI Friday's and stuck it there.
Jessica Alba: yes, definitely, but really there's not much that can be better than her in a bikini in Into The Blue. And she's a bit "chilly" through most of it.
Jessica Biel: I will be first in line.
Eva Mendes? She's just nasty. I would use the issue to line a litterbox, start a fire in the fireplace, to protect the garage floor from drips when changing my oil, to swat flies or whatever. She looks like she smells, so I think any of these jobs for that issue would be fitting.
Odette Yustman: geez, she's been around for all of 10 minutes so far. It's a good bet she'll do it though. Especially when her biggest movies are a cheesy horror flick & Cloverfail. I don't see any better offers coming for this one.
Emmanuelle Chriqui? This bag of antlers looks like she's 12.
Rachel Bilson? No. Nobody from the O.C. should ever do Playboy.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 11:22:45 By: Alter-Ego ( 717)
"Female Celebrities Who Should Pose Nude For Playboy"
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As opposed to "Male Celebrities Who Should Pose Nude For Playboy"
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Fri Mar 20 2009 11:22:47 By: Squints ( 2817)
Can't gonna get any better than that explanation, Guy.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 12:30:59 By: Marcus Garvey ( 4196)
"Emmanuelle Chriqui? This bag of antlers looks like she's 12."
so she should be right up your alley
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Fri Mar 20 2009 12:58:26 By: ipsofacto ( 1063)
Most of them show what they own
anyway so posing nude is an anti-climax, don't you think?
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Fri Mar 20 2009 13:47:53 By: rockstarmike ( 20)
u listed female celebritys who should pose for playboy but you did not list jennifer love hewitt how could you not list her?
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Fri Mar 20 2009 13:52:17 By: Tom Sizemore ( 18677)
Nice call rockstarmike
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Fri Mar 20 2009 14:18:38 By: OrlandoLuver ( 1492)
Bring on the men we'd like to see naked slideshow!
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Fri Mar 20 2009 14:19:44 By: Tom Sizemore ( 18677)
OrlandoLuver....are you Zac Efron?
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Fri Mar 20 2009 14:41:06 By: wolverinedeath ( 207)
wouldn't matter, since i dislike playboy. their better of posing in sexy attire
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Fri Mar 20 2009 15:00:28 By: simmonswasit ( 263)
Hugh feeling all but one, Beyonce. She doesn't leave much for imagination. Also add Alicia Keys to the list.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 15:44:59 By: SAonnz2 ( 9)
halle, would look good posing nude now and as a grandma. i'd take her any which way i could
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:00:24 By: SAonnz2 ( 9)
i wanna claim her 4 myself, she's got the curves that stand out from the regular cookie-cutter stick figure girls. to any haters out there, ur retarded
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:05:01 By: SAonnz2 ( 9)
another one that i gotta have! on her worst day she would beat out a lotta others on their best. yeeessss!
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:08:42 By: SAonnz2 ( 9)
she is a cutie, but i'd like 2 see her a little bit curvier. right now she looks like a sexy, little kid.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:20:48 By: baby gurl666 ( 261)
ok weird
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:22:18 By: baby gurl666 ( 261)
sexy
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:41:34 By: d0nt _j0ck_my_shet ( 243)
eww woman shud not be seen as sex symbols
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Fri Mar 20 2009 16:44:39 By: SilentBob ( 2937)
How about Christina Aguilera or Mandy Moore?
I'd be happy with any of the list! :D
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Fri Mar 20 2009 21:14:50 By: Guy Nacolojist ( 1144)
@Squints:
I forgot, when posting comments anywhere on the interweb it's the law that you a.) use proper grammer, and b.) double check the syntax if you change a word mid-post.
D**k.
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Fri Mar 20 2009 23:50:09 By: hah29 ( 10)
you look like a star looking at the stars but theres something you havent figured out yet
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Fri Mar 20 2009 23:51:55 By: hah29 ( 10)
lets go on a date?%!
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Fri Mar 20 2009 23:55:02 By: hah29 ( 10)
just one of those days huhhuhuhuhuh
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Sat Mar 21 2009 00:03:02 By: stud ( 415)
laura san giancomo full frontal nude...
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Sat Mar 21 2009 02:24:11 By: getrdone ( 62)
I WOULD NOT LIKE 2 SEE HALLE FULLY NUDE, MAY PANTIES & BRA, I THINK THAT WOULD B SEXIER
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Sat Mar 21 2009 03:17:39 By: YUPPIE ( 7634)
I'm dying to see Khloe Kardashian & Julia Louis-Dreyfus naked. Special attention should be paid to Khloe. I want to see it all! Every crack, pimple and mole.
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Sat Mar 21 2009 08:28:21 By: asiaboy ( 5)
they should all pose nude.
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Sat Mar 21 2009 14:11:07 By: YUPPIE ( 7634)
I wouldn't mind seeing a Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey Tag-Team Photo Shoot. Thinking about all that sweaty, naked, chocolate flesh gets me hot.
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Sun Mar 22 2009 00:02:43 By: getrdone ( 62)
HELL YEAH, SHE SHOULD TAKE IT OFF, SHES NO HALLE, AND NEVER WILL B!
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Sun Mar 22 2009 13:50:02 By: Reality ( 353)
the question was who do you think should pose nude not please give your Gee/Gaay/guyy response of why you dont like to see them naked...but then there werent any dudes hehe jk... i would add Shakira to the list
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Sun Mar 22 2009 16:34:33 By: TheJoker ( 318)
This is the most ridiculous, stupid, disgusting, sexist article i have ever read. It's pathetic how about maybe these women don't pose naked because they have self respect unlike trashy Kim Kardashian and why just women? Why should we women have to sell ourselves through our body? Are men that disgusting and shallow? wait i already know the answer to that...
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Sun Mar 22 2009 16:58:47 By: mars9565 ( 4)
Who in their right mind would
want to see Halle Berry nude?
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Sun Mar 22 2009 17:03:53 By: mars9565 ( 4)
Now Jessica Alba this is the
woman who should appear in PB.
That issue would be the most
sold issue ever!
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Sun Mar 22 2009 17:36:47 By: 991 ( 21)
i think halle berry would
do good for playboy for for her life.
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Mon Mar 23 2009 11:43:59 By: marquell ( 2)
im marquell aka I.G i ma kump star.
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Tue Mar 24 2009 01:38:24 By: nicerack ( 8946)
lol@ tom's last comment, anyway i love HALLE, SELMA and ALBA i think they r too classy for such a mag.
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Tue Mar 24 2009 01:43:51 By: nicerack ( 8946)
mars9565 what the f*ck r u talking about? halle is very desirable! don't hate her because u ain't her!
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Tue Mar 24 2009 04:37:45 By: skyjes ( 29)
for nicerack, playboy IS class! Its not like its Penthouse or something...those mags are disgusting; then again, i find it odd that someone that refers to themselves as "nicerack" knows anything at all about class....
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Tue Mar 24 2009 10:50:10 By: 1311pulse ( 1)
In my opinion I only follow the women who do pose for playboy. If they do not I do not follow them or their career, since to me one of the most important publictions is Playboy. Since in that publiction they are taking away the fluff and showing what they are really like and to me them I can and do admire that woman and will follow her as long and as much as I can. If a woman wants to rate in my list of popular women she will pose in PLAYBOY.
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Fri Mar 27 2009 13:59:10 By: mutespd ( 5)
that wud really be degrading herself and she wud also be stooping low.
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Mon Mar 30 2009 15:34:58 By: Dorrisracing ( 13)
hellll yehh pose nude
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Thu Apr 2 2009 14:40:06 By: ILL BE BACK ( 54)
NOW THAT HOT.
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