"So I took her to the vet in L. A. and he was like, This is a beautiful cat," she says. "And I said, Yeah, but too bad about the cancer. And he said, What cancer? And I’m like, You know, the lump on her stomach. And he’s like, You mean the hernia? I can take that out when I neuter her. She’s gonna live twenty-five years! And I was like, You f***ing cat with your lying cancer sob story."