Each week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most rousing and humorous annotations were made on the latest stories on another annoying celebrity baby name, Juliette Lewis’ Fashion Risk , and Pamela Anderson’s list of demands to the New President, as well as a story about Ron Howard’s on going feud with the Catholics.

Topic Highlights = There were some welcoming and agreeable remarks made about Paula Abdul, Barack Obama and “Raper” Lil Boosie however, there was no love or affection for Mia Hamm or Taraji Henson.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Dutch48, who is well known for his witty and enjoyable remarks on many News stories and topics. (See Below for Focus on Dutch48)

News Comments

Ron Howard Banned From Filming In Catholic Churches

By: Marcus Garvey( 2149)
i got banned from my catholic church when i was younger. lets just say it had something to do with the holy water and my balls

By: lovetheweasel ( 1342)
can i request to be banned from catholic churches? it would keep me out of stupid events. plus my soul feels dirty when i go in one. kind of like crawling inside lindsey lohans vag, but worse

Miley Cyrus Writes Songs With Boyfriend

By: Johnsangel( 1334)
"Phedo's Turn Me On"

By: spadi( 35)
SHES ONLY 15 the dude should be in jail

By: Tom Sizemore ( 12998)
"It's STILL a felony."

Suri Cruise Named The World's Most Powerful Tot

By: Felix Lassiter( 2810)
Ha Ha Suri Cruise named the world's most powerful tot able to leap the tallest cribs faster than her own poop rolling down hill able to see up her dad's nose all the way Cincinnati.

Judi Dench 'Threatens To Quit' Bond Role

By: smoochy( 1)
judi dench, makes my 000hole
clench. I have nightmares about her trying to put objects in my bunghooo.

Pamela Anderson's Asks Obama To Legalize Marijuana, More

By: mrslamb( 18)
She's a bimbo...I take that back...it's insulting to bimbos.

By: Reva Bell ( 2)
I agree with Miss Anderson on the molesters ,I think they should all be castrated. Reva Bell

Brad Pitt's New Moustache - Hot Or Not?

By: EvilScorpio ( 22)
it looks like a dirty sanchez

Video: Lindsay Lohan Gets Floured

By: delinan( 867)
Good! Could have been worse, she could have been tarred and feathered!

By: SilentBob ( 2348)
That wasn't flour, that was her dealer making a delivery. Don't you guys know that's how it works in Hollywood?

Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

By: Talybama( 25)
I made the list?!?! Id like to thank the Academy...

By: ipsofacto( 106)
There are enough comments to fill
a book already and some of them
sound like they need some help
from mental health people.

Juliette Lewis' Sparkling Pantsuit - Fashionable Or Frightening?

By: tiggerandjasper( 159)
I'm not a fashion guru, but I would say, make the belt a much darker blue, then change the shoes to match the belt, get rid of the black jacket and purse, and wear a silky dark blue shawl to match the belt and shoes, maybe, with lots of sequins on the shawl to match what's on her pantsuit, with fringe on the shawl that matches the dark blue belt and shoes. The shoes should be spikes. And her neck needs to be adorned with matching dark blue pearls that clasps around the neck with dangling pearls hanging down by her throat. Matching dark blue short dangling pearl earrings...Then sweep up her hair in a bun with mousse on her bangs to puff out...Finish it off with dark plum or maroon lipstick and eyeshadow, and small gold clasp hand purse... But, as I say, I'm not a fashion guru...

By: Tom Sizemore ( 13006)
She looks like Liza Minnelli's couch.

Kelly Osbourne Confirms Engagement

By: cupcakes88( 24)
She looks like his mum...

By: Felix Lassiter( 2802)
Ha Ha He looks kinda small if she ever sits on his face hes a goner.

Kellie Pickler's Skimpy Leather Dress - Hot Or Not?

By: bluelagoon( 182)
Who is Kelley Stickler??

'Twilight' Star Rob Pattinson Tops 'Breakout Stars' List

By: lovetheweasel( 1341)
"rob Pattinson tops list of rapist look-alikes"

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Has Baby Boy Named Bronx Mowgli

By: john4life( 3)
The stupidest name ever to give to your child. It's worse than Apple.

By: Talybama ( 54)
Isnt Mowgli the name of the kid in the Jungle Book?

Topic Comments

Paula Abdul

By: PaulaLover( 475)
I love Paula.
She's such a great person.
She is so caring, and kind, and talented.
Paula works really hard, and I admire her with all my heart. I wish I was half as dedicated, and hard working as she is.
Paula is great, and I really want to meet her, so I cant tell her how much of a diffrence she's made in my life. ( That is if I don't die of happyness.)
I suck at spelling, sorry if I spelt that wrong.
Paula. u rock my world!

By: alicat2008( 1200)
PaulaLover - are you the next Paula stalker?

Barack Obama

By: Barack_Obama( 6)
he is the best mother *@@##! for life love ya again bros... srry bout my language again

Jake Gyllenhaal

By: SilentBob( 2323)
pixie78, Jake will only be into you if you have a hotdog in your pants.

Lil Boosie

By: Babykim15( 166)
hes rapes is good

Mia Hamm

By: ayana504( 50)

Taraji Henson

By: norfolknative1970( 18)
to all the guys in state of california do not mess with dat taraji because she has a diease will *%@##! you up

Gaspard Ulliel

By: tiffanybell20( 1)
he is so sexy! I would totally marry him if he asked me! Love at first sight!


By: mrssexy2( 4)
he nice

Suge Knight

By: lyly_617( 76)
iz there not a pix were he dont got a cagar in hiz mouth


Gary Busey And Jeff Conaway Fight On 'Celebrity Rehab'

a battle of wits is out of the question, they're both unarmed.

Nicollette Sheridan And David Spade Fuel Relationship Rumors

Must be quite a 'blade' on the Spade.

Quote Of The Day: John Travolta's Sexcapades

But has he done it in the 'cockpit'?

Elizabeth Hurley To Launch Food Line

Hurley to Hurl?

'Twilight' Is A Big Hit

Well,Kristen? Are they still retarded?

Paris Hilton Doesn't Feel Like Partying?

Get her some kneepads and a vidcam, she'll be fine.

'America's Next Top Model Cycle 11' Winner Is...

Who would hire a hanger they had to feed?

Mel Gibson Denies Divorce Rumors

Janet, you got caught with your sarcasm down and you were embarrassed. Stop flailing around in the water before someone throws you an anchor.

Heidi Fleiss

Hey,Sizemore. Isn't this some of your work?