Each week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most rousing and humorous explanations were made on the latest stories on SJP Pimping for Obama, Jessica Biel’s Risky fashion choice, and the Queen of soul’s voice, as well as Hilary Swank’s latest hairstyle.

Topic Highlights = There was one gracious and agreeable remark made about Charlie Sheen however, there was no love or affection for Fergie, Russell Brand or for Hulk Hogan’s Daughter.

Top Commenter
=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Bill Brasky, who is well known for his smart and entertaining remarks on many News stories as well as topics. (See Below for Focus on Bill Brasky)

News Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker Makes Phone Calls For Obama

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1946)
she didnt actually speak though, they just put peanut butter on her teeth to make her move her horse lips

By: spadi( 25)
mrs. ed speaks

Felix Lassiter ( 2708)
Ha Ha Good thing we have push button phones for those big hooves of her's.

By: Tom Sizemore( 12491)
She gets one carrot per call.

Airports Mistake Fall Out Boy For Terrorists

By: Jenna Bobbitt( 1192)
Gay terrorist?

By: lovetheweasel( 1263)
terrorists are EMO turds? i never knew!

Michael Jackson 'Thriller' Music Video - Happy Halloween!

By: i_hate_micheal_jackson( 1)
hey! micheal jackson is gay!

Fashion Miss: Jessica Biel's Pantsuit

By: Jenna Bobbitt( 571)
Too Lesbian.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1910)
for a second i thought that was paula poundstone but then i realized she wasnt molesting children

By: Dutch48 ( 650)
Oh shut up. This girl could wear a garbage bag with holes cut out for her head and arms and look absolutely fabulous. I repeat;"SHUT UP!"

Bruce Springsteen Scraps Halloween Display

By: Truth777( 47)
Halloween, is a pagan belief anyway. So, i am glad Bruce won't be displaying his usual decorations. Halloween, itself should be scrapped altogether. It is so against Jesus Christ. It is ALL WITCHCRAFT. And, people are blindly believing it. Not, bothering to look into what you are really teaching your children. It is celebrating SATANISM. Halloween GO AWAY & STAY AWAY.

Slipknot Cancel Their Gig In Israel

By: Marcus Garvey( 1910)

World's Heaviest Man Gets Married (Video)

By: Squints ( 2354)
The stunning bride exits the limo in her beautiful dress, provided by David's.
The dashing groom is fork-lifted to the church, his sheets done by JC Penny.

By: MiZZ_sweetbaby( 1)
He need to stop eat.

By:lovetheweasel( 1224)
i hope they make a porno

Aretha Franklin Learned To Shut-Up And Save Her Voice

By: Tom Sizemore( 12417)
I heard she had a backup singer lodged in the back of her throat since 1964 after a pie eating contest gone wrong.

By: LOUDBOY2K2( 88)
Maybe her throath problems are from all of the bacon greese thats clogged up!
At her age she needs a diet and fast

Top 10 Segments From 'The Simpsons' Treehouse Of Horror

By: guinevere( 2)
i heart Treehouse of Horror. the end.

Halle Berry Talks Orgasms

By: captutl( 1)
What a tramp. She wins an oscar for doing a porno role, then goes in a magazine talking bedroom stuff. Keep your door closed, trampy. The world doesn't need to know. (And stars wonder why they have no privacy? Hell, they ask for it by doing #$%@ like this!). Tramp. X@@##!. Sleaze.

Hilary Swank Urges Women To Chop Off Their Hair

By: Dutch48( 650)
Just the drapes, not the carpet.

By: Felix Lassiter( 2654)

Ha Ha I'd like to saddle her up ride to the corner store for a coke get her and apple and let all the boys admire her haunches.

Tom Cruise Roasts Matt Lauer

By: MissNoital( 1)
When it comes to childbirth Tom, YOU ARE 'GLIB' !

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's McCain Tee Annoyed 'View' Execs

By: Felix Lassiter( 2652)
Ha Ha When she speaks even the long dead and newly dead get offended and pull their still growing hair out.

By: LOUDBOY2K2( 88)
I have a feeling elizabeth would not let her daughter date ethnic men! just a guess...

Topic Comments

Brooke Hogan

By: Hollewood( 1)
Brooke Hogan is the daughter of a very famous wrestler. She has an awful singing voice and maybe even worse taste in fashion. Brooke does have large breasts, however, and her father is pimping her out at every opportunity he gets. Therefore, sadly, we probably haven't heard the last from Brooke.
Cover your ears.
Following the filming of their reality show, the Hogans fell apart. Parents got divorced and son Nick went to jail. This series of events has actually led us to feeling sorry for Brooke. But she still can't carry a tune.


By: fergiesexy( 18)

Russell Brand

By: rainbow_kitty( 8)
If you give this guy a box of tampons he could be a perfect co-host on the View with Barbara Walters and Joy Behar

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

By: chunky lover 53( 8804)
There's not enough cocaine in the world to make this movie tolerable

Charlie Sheen

By: woggey( 2)
I think he is the best looking man in town. he can park his boot's under my bed any time, love ya charlie. love your show.

Thora Birch

By: Dutch48( 949)
Her right one is bigger than her left one.

Bill Brasky

Joaquin Phoenix Confirms He's Done With Movies
Bye! Good = Frickin! spent

Underrated & Overrated Horror Films
allways thought The Blair Witch Project was a comedy.

Toby Keith Is Seduced By Sarah Palin

moran is internet slang spelling for moron. spelling the word using an A instead of an O is meant to be even more insulting to the intended moron.

Sarah Palin Takes Prank Call From Fake French President (Listen Here!)
fish in a barrel.

Alfonso Ribeiro
Carlton looks like he has been hitting that buffet line pretty hard.

Bianca Jagger Evicted From Her NY Apartment
whatever jagger paid to lose this hag was worth it.

Stephen Baldwin Explains His Obama Rant
IMO Steven will always be though of as the lesser Baldwin.