Each week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most inspiring and entertaining observations were made on the latest stories on the most recent Lohan Faux, Victoria Beckham working for tips, and the non-apparent Hotness of Keira Knightley, as well as a Story about a born again country singer.

Topic Highlights = There were some gracious and agreeable remarks made about Mayra Veronica’s booty and singer Rihanna’s large head; however there was no love or affection for Nancy Grace, Hilary Swank or for new “dad” Ricky Martin. Plus there was a startling revelation about a “South Park” Creator.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to delinan, who is well known for his/her stylish and humorous remarks on many News stories and topics. (See Below for Focus on delinan)

News Comments

Lindsay Lohan's Shoe Tan: Fashion Faux Pax?

By: Squints( 2307)

By: SilentBob( 2232)
Did she spill her blow on her feet?

By: Bill Brasky ( 184)
nice wankles

By: Johnsangel( 1070)
Dumb biotch,her feet musta been in Samantha's crotch while Sam was tanning her legs,lol.

Hayden Panettiere: 'Smoke Cigarettes, Vote For McCain, Don't Wear A Seat Belt'

By: BikerChick( 897)
Hayden has no neck. Seriously, look at her photos. She's all head.

By: user193 ( 308)
hayden is so hot, when she is not talking.

By: Hambrookart( 2034)
old farts can't get any respect

By: avengedsevenfold_chick ( 28)
when i have the chance to vote im not

Mark Wahlberg Threatens To 'Crack' Comedian's Nose

By: WATZUP( 28)
dorkie dork is a no talent bum. i'd like to smack him in the nose with a baseball bat!

Is That Victoria Beckham Or Your Waiter?

By: delinan( 542)
What is it with this skinny, stuck up, talentless poser? Why give her so much publicity. Put a bag on your head love, and suck a doughnut.

By: lovetheweasel ( 1170)
i would only do her if i were gay. so yea, she looks like a dude

Michael Lohan's Charity Boxing Match Set

By: Angelina Aniston( 61)
i know its for charity, and probably rigged. but i hope lohan gets his a$$ beaten beyond recognition.

Tom Cruise Offers Vanessa Hudgens Career Advice

By: Angelina Aniston( 61)
dont drink the coolaid

By: tan4007 ( 393)
Vanessa, back away from Tom and don't make eye contact.

'South Park's' Spielberg Rape Scene Sparks Controversy

By: Tom Sizemore ( 12234)
Sounds like these people ride the short bus. How was that anti-Jewish you dumbasses?

By: Agent Smith ( 4369)
Oh, okay, so because Spielberg is Jewish and the season premiere came on Yom Kippur that MUST mean that it's an anti-semitic episode.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1874)
jewish rape is something we have ignored for far too long

By: workinmojo( 1)
For those of you who think South Park is Anti-Jewish, you obviously don't know that one of the creators, Matt Stone, is ethnically Jewish...he just doesn't have a menorah shoved up his @$$. By the way, the little Jewish boy on Southpark, Kyle Broflovski, is based on Stone, and Kyle's parents Gerald and Sheila are actually the names of Stone's real parents. The point of Southpark is to blast on anybody that can be blasted on, or anybody/thing that holds some social/historical significance. If it makes the Jews feel any better the show also pokes fun at Jesus Christ from time to time, and there have been some episodes that have jabbed at Catholics and Mormons. The show revers nothing and keeps sacred nothing, except humor! The nature of humor is that for it to be really good (funny)to some somebody else has to be offended, and typically what some people find funny many other find appalling.

Tony Curtis Defends His Five Failed Marriages

By: Squints( 2304)
Tony Curtis: #1 threat to the sanctity of marriage.

By: delinan( 513)
God, look at the sight of him, enough to give you nightmares. How ever many facelifts has he had?

Preview The New Jonas Brothers 'Love Bug' Music Video

By: NPHFan101( 335)
I cant wait 4 there video tryin' to fing a way out of the closet so i won't anger tennage girls

Slideshow: Keira Knightley - Hot Or Not?

By: SilentBob( 2214)
She looks like a 12 year old boy.

By: chunky lover 53 ( 8535)
Hot? yes, if you're into taunt young Swedish boys.

By: Felix Lassiter ( 2626)
Ha Ha She'd do in an urgency.

Miley Cyrus Creates Her Own Milkshake

By: LOUDBOY2K2( 25)

John Cleese Compares Sarah Palin To A Parrot

By: AngelsofHalos74 ( 24)
Just because
Americans beat you and your British losers in the American Revolution doesn't mean you should disrespect Sarah Palin!

By: Sidney500( 2)
You have a right to your opinion but I think you are 100% wrong about her. Are you jealous or are you one of those guys who thinks women should stay in the kitchen and have babies? dl

By: Tom Sizemore( 12167)
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Taylor Swift Lonely After Jonas Split

By: NPHFan101( 346)
taYLOR HE WAS GAY get over it

By: Christie~33 ( 6791)
Good grief! Get Over That Queer, Already.

By: OhMyAsh ( 8421)
Um.. he's not gay.

Reba McEntire: 'I'm Born Again'

By: Felix Lassiter( 2626)
Ha Ha I had a crap last night and another one this morning $hit just keeps getting reincarnated.

By: fannomore( 1)
Surely you don't call yourself a Christian?!

Tina Fey Claims She'll 'Leave Earth' If Sarah Palin Ticket Wins

By: Hambrookart( 2034)
at least mars doesn't have politics

Miley Cyrus' Rep Blasts 'Sleepover' Claims

By: lovetheweasel( 1165)
so the wait is over. now we know the douche who deflowered miley and started her on the road to britneyhood.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1874)
this kid must really be looking for a statty charge

By: Ripped and Torn ( 774)
You know this creep is trying to go over the border into Montana

Topic Comments

Trey Parker

By: NPHFan101( 389)
he was my x boyfriend no joke!

Kim Kardashian

By: valerie7076( 1)
I think she is beautiful, on the inside and out. She is the total package. If I was lesbian, I would definetly be trying to get at that

Loreena McKennitt

By: chickenman( 9)
is her studying to become a nun? new album a little too "churchy"


By: nicole316( 2)
i liked her at the start now shes abit to big headed

Ricky Martin

By: anita russell( 1)
hi ricky you are a waste of human space what would you know about children and how hard itreally is to raise them .you are a has been who jumped on the bandwagon to seek attention to yourself because your music career sucks. how noble of you not to drag your children through the spotlight I think you have managed to absorb it all for them, you wont be raising them by yourself ,all of your nannies and housekeepers will be doing it for you!if you are gay just put all of your teeny bopper fans out of their misseries and come out.

Jane Kaczmarek

By: hayman73( 41)
Jane Kaczmarek is Frigin HOT!.She's got the look and the body. I give her a 10++++ I'd pick her over a supermodel anyday. My question is as to why she hasn't been notice as a hotty? I would like to see larger photos of her,wallpaper and she should be in Playboy!

Hilary Swank

By: Dutch48( 477)
Too many teeth.

Nancy Grace

By: chunky lover 53( 8458)
Nancy Grace= Hideous Bird-faced Troll

Erin Connor

By: NPHFan101( 335)
what did this girl do to get a profile? is she a myspace ho?

Al Pugliese

By: zythman( 2)
Al Pugliese is a solid actor backed with years of experience. He portrays dramatic roles with gripping realism. He has played the role of detective and cop as if he'd been behind a badge his entire life. He played the role of a perturbed school principal with remarkable precision in an episode of King of Queens. Being as imposing as he is, he'd make one heck of a villain.

Mayra Veronica

By: stud( 173)
what a booty!

Focus on delinan

George Michael's $1.7 Million Arabian Gig

Is he going to 'perform' in the toilets?

Kevin Costner To Be A Dad Again

Those little old tadpoles are still swimming well then Kev? Congrats.

Janet Jackson To Resume Tour After Bout Of Vertigo

Does a bout of vertigo make you wear very strange clothes as well?

'Ellen' Airs Video Against Gay Marriage Ban

It's the way of the world, if you love someone of the same sex, so what? As long as they dont interfere with me , I am not bothered.

Evan Rachel Wood - Porcelain Beauty Or Marilyn Manson's Twin?

She looks very much like a vampire to me, as if all the blood has been sucked out of her.