"I've never done drugs. I would never do drugs; nobody in our group of friends does drugs. I don't approve of that at all." Avril Lavigne surrounds herself with clean-living people.

"I'm talking to them tomorrow." Lindsay Lohan's father Michael, recently released from prison, is hoping his probation officers allow him to visit his troubled daughter in rehab.

"We have a f**king row every day. It's love and war." Wildman rocker Ozzy Osbourne explains the secret behind his marriage to wife Sharon, five weeks shy of the couple's 25th wedding anniversary.

"I'm not a f**king narcissist. Well, I'm not narcissistic enough to do that." Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine has never had sex listening to his own music.

"He gets into his profoundly Scottish cursing dialect. It's an appropriate time to have road rage." Ashley Judd on what she hears when she's listening to husband Dario Franchitti's jargon when he's taking part in IndyCar races.

"She broke the law, why shouldn't she go to jail. She's rich, she could have afforded a driver to take her around anywhere, she didn't need to be driving that car when she didn't have a license." Lily Allen has little sympathy for jail-bound Paris Hilton.

"I could give two s**ts about them. They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes." Jessica Alba on the paparazzi.

"I was sick and tired of being sick and tired and not knowing why I was sick and tired." Ashley Judd on why she checked into rehab for severe co-dependency issues.