Paula Abdul

Her relentless incoherency, her shrieks of delight after the most mediocre of Idol performances, her bizarre sense of style. I wrote one word next to Paula Abdul's name in my notes for this listicle: drunk. And I'm sticking to it. Paula Abdul is the annoying drunk that talks her head of to the great dismay of those around her. She struggles to put a sentence together, and rarely, if ever offers constructive criticism, and adds nothing to the judging panel, save for comic relief. It's just too bad we're not laughing with her.

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