A bad-ass being cute to his daughter is adorable. A bad-ass making millions rapping about how much he hates you is the opposite of adorable. Everyone's heard of Em's ex Kim, and nobody wants to be her. If anything went wrong at prom, you could expect to see Eminem scribbling down rhymes on your custom made prom napkins, and instead of going to the after party, he'd be in the studio recording. A few weeks later, you'd hear "F--- Senior Prom" on the radio, with everything that he hated about it listed out in rhyming formation.

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