Not only would the heiress tower over any high schooler (aren't the guys supposed to be taller than their dates?), Paris would be pissed if all eyes weren't on her at all times. She would throw a fit if the prom photographer snapped a shot of anyone but her. If that's not bad enough, your after-prom experience would be all over the internet. We know how Paris is with cameras - any time she has a sexcapade, it ends up all over every search engine. Would you want your 30 seconds of losing your virginity all over YouTube? I don't think so.

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