He's cute, rich, and has a voice that would serenade the toughest broad in the world. But would the bruises really be worth it? Rihanna's face doesn't lie, and Chris has made it clear that when things don't go his way, he has no problem letting his fists do the talking. I can just picture it now - you pull out your phone to tell dad that you're coming home a little late and BAM, you're on the floor. Black and blue doesn't go with pink and sparkles, so Chris Brown would be a good date to steer clear of.

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