WHY JENNIFER ANISTON IS -
Rounding out the paradox of the MILF is Jennifer Aniston, who technically cannot be considered a MILF because she has no children. However, her elementary school teacher look and kiss-it-make-it-better style of acting has earned her the kind of recognition normally reserved for MILFs. It seems unfair to exclude her simply on the basis that she has no children. Listening to her talk about sex nonstop on Friends and then play countless mothers during her film career is the mathematical equivalent of having two plus two equal, I don't know, seven or something. She's a MILF, children or no.

These are celebrities who, I feel, round out the different sides of MILFdom. The good MILFs, the bad, the imposters, and the ones who don't get the credit they deserve. Like all lists, they are subject to debate, and I'm sure you'll think of your own and wonder why they weren't included. There are literally hundreds, if not thousands, of mature celebrity women vying for our wet dreams, and for some, MILF is the avenue of their choosing. For others, MILF is the only road left. These are the girls who serve our dreams, gentlemen, try not to jump overboard.

Story by Eric Jones

Starpulse contributing writer