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Redefining The Celebrity MILF

May 19th, 2009 1:41pm EDT  Post a comment    10 comments   Add to My News

WHY ANGELINA JOLIE IS DOUBLE MILF! -
Angelina Jolie is more MILF than any celebrity in Hollywood. She has the face of an Egyptian Goddess who has had several thousand children and keeps them as servants around the temple. It's easy to imagine her as sort of a Queen Bee, and we lucky audiences would willingly line up to offer her more offspring. But if the light shifts just right she suddenly looks like a back alley heroine addict. You can see this plainly on the cover of her last movie, "Wanted" where it looks like she's balancing a gun on the end of a No. 2 pencil, which happens to be her tattoo covered arm, and her face has that "its for medicinal purposes only" look. Either way, she steps into the bedded minds of we humble viewers, to ask for release.

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