WHY DEMI MOORE IS -
Demi Moore presents a different side to the MILF coin than Britney Spears. Rather than seeming desperate for the attention of stranded seamen, this Siren calls to us because of her association with one from our own generation. Have you noticed how Ashton Kutcher doesn't seem to have a career anymore? That's because all people see when they look at Kutcher is the fact that he's probably boning Demi Moore wearing a sideways ball cap and screaming out Punk'd catch phrases. The thing about MILFs is that it's all about the fantasy. Once you've removed the "I'd like to" from the phrase it just becomes MF, and we all know what that stands for. Kutcher crossed the line, and now he can never return. Now he's stuck with three children and his popularity will be forever shadowed by hers. Punk'd!