WHY MADONNA IS NOT -
Madonna as a MILF is nothing more than a mirage, my friends. That's because it's a pre-maternal Madonna that haunts our dreams. It's the Madonna that wears pointy black bras that can puncture Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I were to have sex with Madonna I'd want her to sing "Material Girl" while we were doing it. Madonna shields her aging sexuality with more computer wizardry and Dance Dance Revolution tracks as a way to keep that youthful anti-MILF image. And so far, it's worked.