Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey - Oh Newlyweds. The blonde bimbo and boy band hottie seemed to be living the life in their beautiful new home. We watched Jessica's boobs get in the way while learning to golf, her lavish spending on undies, and her infamous "is this chicken or tuna" question. But as sure as death and taxes, just like the rest of the reality couples, Jessica and Nick soon ended their marriage and went their separate ways. Nick became a Z-list celebrity, dating Vanessa Minnillo and randomly appearing on episodes of TV shows. Jessica Simpson dated John Mayer before moving onto Tony Romo, decided she wanted to be a country singer, and was ridiculed for gaining weight. They two should have just stayed together - then maybe they'd still be the "cute couple" and both their careers wouldn't be down the tubes.

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Story by Nancy Mucciarone

Starpulse contributing writer