Who wouldn't watch a reality dating show starring the King of Pop? A VH1 dating show would be Jackson's biggest hit since "Thriller." Too bad Jackson doesn't live in the Neverland Ranch anymore. That would be a great setting for the show. Some of the challenges on the show would include reciting the lyrics to Michael's most famous songs and coming up with the name of his monkey. Michael would require all the women in the house to wear boy scout uniforms. And at night, he would let the winner of one of the challenges sleep in his room. In another bed. If any of the women dare to kiss Michael on the face, Tito will escort them out of the house. This show could be called "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' with Michael Jackson."