Bobby Brown ("Being Bobby Brown")
Former New Edition singer Bobby Brown married Whitney Houston, had a few kids, and then got his own show. The show followed the family around in their day-to-day exploits, but it was Whitney who stole the show with catch phrases like "Hell to the no" and "Talk Soup" favorite, "Kiss my ass!". Whitney also coined the phrase "Crack is whack" back in 2002 when asked about her drug habits. Crack may have been whack, but it turned out that Whitney found other drugs that weren't so whack, which meant they were okay to take.

The show only aired for one season (2005), and the Hollywood Reporter called it "the most disgusting... series ever to ooze its way onto television". Of course, that was long before we had Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Moment of Truth and Desperate Housewives. Shortly after the show ended Whitney officially told Bobby to kiss her ass and the couple were divorced.