Hulk Hogan (Hogan Knows Best)
Actually, Hogan didn't know best. Things were going well and the family was fast-tracking Brooke into a singing career, but soon fame or jealousy must've gotten into the heads of the two least famous members of the Hulkster's family and pretty much destroyed it. First, tragedy befell son Nick and left his best friend (well, now most likely ex-best friend) with half a head and in a vegetative state, subsequently landing Nick in jail to serve a much-too-short sentence for his crime: being a rich kid in Florida with a fast sports car; or in layman's terms, douchebaggery.

Next, mom Linda decided that she couldn't handle all the turmoil they were going through with Nick's ordeal, so she went cougar and started dating guys who were old enough to be Nick's, well - older brother. She actually left Hulk and hooked up with one of her daughter Brooke's high school classmates. Awk-ward!

After the family imploded, Brooke took over the show, which was reformatted as "Brooke Knows Best," and she's can often be seen on a number of gossip websites prancing her Amazonian ass all over the beaches of the world in her bikini.

We haven't really heard much from Hulk lately, only that recently he spoke with World Wrestling Entertainment chairman Vince McMahon about making an appearance in one more match, which means he finally saw Rocky VI.