9. Get a Better Education/Learn Something New

NY Giant Plaxico Burress should resolve to get more firearm training; in the aftermath of their Caribbean airport brawl, Hairspray actress Nikki Blonsky and model Bianca Golden should both learn to turn the other cheek and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin might want to memorize the names of major newspapers/magazines, learn the difference between countries and continents and get a telescope so she can really see Russia from her house.