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Everything You Need to Know About Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

January 30th, 2015 9:02am EST
Super Bowl: Everything You Need To Know About Katy Perry's Halft
Katy Perry's promising huge things for this Sunday's Super Bowl XLIL halftime show.

Yesterday, the "Roar" singer spoke at a press conference about her upcoming Super Bowl performance.

Mostly, she just cracked football related jokes. On Deflategate, Perry riffed that "nothing in my performance will be deflated." She also threw out her best Marshawn Lynch impression, shutting down a question with "I'm just here so I don't get fined."

But there was actual news about Perry's halftime show in there too. For one, she'll be bringing live sharks and a live lion to the halftime stage. “I’m probab...
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Was Johnny Depp Mauled By A Chupacabra?

January 29th, 2015 8:48am EST
Was Johnny Depp Mauled By A Chupacabra?
Johnny Depp was set to appear at a Toyko news conference on Tuesday. Johnny Depp didn't show up.

But Johnny Depp has an explanation for his absence- he was engaged in a life-or-death struggle with a chupacabra, the mythical creature known for drinking the blood of livestock.

This is a perfectly valid, non-crazy reason to miss a press conference and we are going to let Mr. Depp continue in his own very sane words.

"I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called the 'chupacabra,'" Depp explained on Wednesday. "I fought with it for hours."

We know what ...
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How Badly Was Kate Middleton Photoshopped On This Magazine Cover?

January 28th, 2015 8:44am EST
How Badly Was Kate Middleton Photoshopped On This Magazine Cover
The latest issue of Australian magazine Woman's Day happened to feature the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton.

And now, that magazine cover is a worldwide news story- because Woman's Day photoshopped the unholy hell out of Middleton, to the point where she looks like some kind of swamp goblin.

Ok, it's not that bad. But it's not good. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

The cover's at the top of the article, in all it's badly-retouched glory. Middleton's skin tone is deathly pale, her cheeks are bright pink, her eyes are glowing and the sparkle coming off her earring is unnaturally...
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Kim Kardashian Makes Fun Of Her Selfie Habits In Super Bowl Ad (Watch)

January 27th, 2015 8:16am EST
Kim Kardashian Makes Fun Of Her Selfie Habits In T-Mobile Super
Honestly? We'd never have thought Kim Kardashian had a sense of humor. Much less a self-deprecating one.

Well, score one of the "Kim Kardashian is Hilarious" pile- the reality star and social media personality has unveiled her new ad with T-Mobile that'll be airing during the upcoming Super Bowl.

Kardashian's touting T-Mobile's new "Data Stash" program, which is basically just rollover minutes. But she's doing it with jokes- in the ad, she laments the poor, unused gigs of data cruelly snatched away from their owners each month.

Then, she demonstrates what you could be using those gigs in...
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ESPN Analyst Accidentally Pastes His Porn History Into Tweet?

January 23rd, 2015 9:01am EST
ESPN Analyst Accidentally Pastes His Porn History Into Tweet
Gerry Hamilton, recruiting analyst for ESPN, has done it. He's experienced that horrible, worst-case-scenario embarassment that lurks in the minds of so many average citizens.

Because when Hamilton was tweeting about up-and-coming football recruit Roquan Smith, he thought he was posting a link to Smith's highlight tape.

He wasn't. Instead, the link was from Pornhub.com, and while we haven't seen it, any sane mind can assume that it's a very different video, highlighting something that's probably not football.

And for what it's worth, he eventually re-sent the Tweet with the correct, non-...
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Will Ferrell Nails Cheerleader In The Face With A Basketball

January 22nd, 2015 10:33am EST
Will Ferrell Nails Cheerleader In The Face With A Basketball (Wa
...For a movie, we should add. "Will Ferrell Nails Cheerleader in the Face With a Basketball..." for a movie.

But movie or not, the "Anchorman" star has still given one unlucky cheerleader a (probably) pretty sizable basketball-dimpled face bruise.

Ferrell's been filming his latest movie, "Daddy's Home," which recently included a trip to New Orleans' Smoothie King Center, for a surprise appearance in a Pelicans/Lakers game.

At halftime, Ferrell wandered onto the court to shoot a couple half-court shots- one of which, of course, is the fateful ball that slammed into so much cheerleader fa...
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Jennifer Lopez Plays Catchphrase With Her Butt On 'Jimmy Fallon' (Watch)

January 20th, 2015 8:49am EST
Jennifer Lopez Plays Catchphrase With Her Butt On 'Jimmy Fallon'
It was an average night on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon." Jennifer Lopez was Jimmy Fallon's guest. Nothing seemed out of sorts, really.

Until Fallon brought out the official "Tonight Show" game of Catchphrase. Little did anyone know that Lopez, and her world-famous butt would soon be unleashed upon the upon the world.

Ok, maybe it wasn't as serious as all that, but it was still pretty serious. The game of Catchphrase began, with Fallon and Lopez on one team, and announcer Steve Higgins and actor Anthony Mackie ("Captain America: The Winter Soldier") on the other.

Both Lopez a...
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Lisa Rinna Hasn't Aged In Over A Decade

January 16th, 2015 12:19pm EST
Lisa Rinna, 51, Wears Same Sexy Dress She Wore In 2005, Revealin
Actress Lisa Rinna, 51, hasn't aged a day in over a decade.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star made an appearance with actor husband Harry Hamlin at HBO's Post Golden Globes party on Sunday night, wearing the same Alaia dress she wore to a charity event back in 2005.

In fact, if it weren't for the HBO backdrop (and Hamlin's obvious aging), we wouldn't be able to tell which photo is 41-year-old Lisa and which is 51-year-old Lisa.

The actress, who finished in fourth place on the second season of "Dancing With The Stars" (2006), shared her secrets to staying so young looking (the nat...
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Ellen DeGeneres Fights Back Against Article Accusing Her Of 'Gay Agenda' (Watch)

January 15th, 2015 8:55am EST
Ellen DeGeneres Fights Back Against Article Accusing Her Of 'Gay
Let this be a lesson to all: never pick a fight with Ellen DeGeneres.

During yesterday's episode of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," the comedian-turned-talk-show-host devoted a portion of her monologue to a recent article, in which she was mentioned.

The article: "Are You Aware of the Avalanche of Gay Programming Assaulting Your Home?"

Written in Christian Post last week, the piece argued that there was a deluge of LGBT characters, TV shows and themes in current TV, and that it's the duty of good Christians to defend against such television.

Some of the shows noted are "Empire" (Jamal, the ...
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Jeremy Renner Cracks Joke About Jennifer Lopez's Boobs At Golden Globes

January 12th, 2015 10:52am EST
Jeremy Renner Cracks Joke About Jennifer Lopez's Boobs At Golden
Sometimes, it's comforting to know that celebrities are just like us. They eat take-out. Get frustrated at traffic.

And when they see Jennifer Lopez's boobs bursting forth from her gown at the Golden Globes, they just have to make a joke.

That's what Jeremy Renner did, while onstage with Lopez at last night's award show, presenting the award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television (boy, that's a mouthful).

While fussing over who should open the winning envelope, Lopez offered her services.

"You want me to do it? I have the nails."

"You h...
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