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10 Craziest Celebrity Rants Caught On Tape

April 23rd, 2014 3:00pm EDT
10 Craziest Celebrity Rants Caught On Tape
Celebrities often live in a manner that most of us can only dream about. We read the gossip columns because we often envy the good life that we see on these pages.

But there is of course a darker side to our celebrity worship. Sometimes the stars we look up to and want to emulate have a bad day at the office, just like the rest of us. It is these moments that are often the most entertaining for many star watchers, because it reveals that our favorite untouchable big shot is human after all.

Here are 10 of the craziest celebrity rants ever caught on tape.

Alec Baldwin's Voicemail Mess...
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Canadian Tourist Kicked In The Head By Train Conductor In Peru: 'It Does Make Me Look Stupid'

April 17th, 2014 11:44pm EDT
Canadian Tourist Kicked In The Head By Train Conductor In Peru:
When Jared Michael decided to take a selfie as a train passes by he got more than he bargained for.

Canadian Michael attempted to get as close to the train tracks as he could while on vacation in Peru, and claims he was a "safe" distance behind the edge of the platform, but it was still close enough for a conductor to reach out his foot and kick Michael in the side of the head.

Let that be a lesson to you!

Michael is heard saying, "Wow! That guy kicked me in the head! I think I got that on film!" in his 11-second video.

Before you start thinking Michael will be filing a frivolous lawsui...
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Goes Nude For Rolling Stone, Magazine Adds John Hancock's Signature To Her US Constitution Tattoo

April 9th, 2014 3:56pm EDT
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Rolling Stone Magazine
Actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus bares all on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but it's not the Veep star in her birthday suit that's got our attention.

The editors of the magazine depicted Louis-Dreyfus with a giant tattoo of the United States Constitution on her back and added some unnecessary ink in the form of John Hancock's signature. Only thing is -- John Hancock didn't sign the Constitution, he signed the Declaration of Independence.

"Hancock signed Dec. of Independence NOT Constitution.Yet another Mike f**k-up.Dummy," the actress wrote on her Twitter page after cat...
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Kaley Cuoco Calls Breast Implants The 'Best Thing I've Ever Done'

April 1st, 2014 10:33pm EDT
Kaley Cuoco
The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting gets ready for summer in the May issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, wearing several casual outfits to help welcome the season after a very long winter.

The actress gives her first post-marriage interview in the issue, discussing her whirlwind romance and subsequent marriage to tennis pro Ryan Sweeting.

"I admit it happened fast, but that's who I am. When we met, I knew he was the one," she explains. "[At my wedding], I felt like a rock star and a badass. What was amazing in that room, it was so full of love. It was like nothing I'd ever been to b...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Moms With Office Jobs Have It Easier Than Her

March 28th, 2014 9:01pm EDT
Gwyneth Paltrow
You either love Gwyneth Paltrow or you hate her, and this week the actress has given all the haters lots to talk about.

First, Paltrow and husband Chris Martin of Coldplay announced their separation on Tuesday, going public with the news on her website Goop.com. The actress posted a message to the world titled "Conscious Uncoupling."

The terminology sparked many to ridicule her and speculate whether or not her personal beliefs and strict diet for her children had something to do with it.

Then on Wednesday an interview with E! News was posted online, and Gwyneth said that moms who have re...
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Did Gwyneth Paltrow's Strict Diet And Kabbalah Beliefs Cause Her 'Conscious Uncoupling' From Chris Martin?

March 27th, 2014 9:59pm EDT
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow's strict diet and beliefs in the Kabbalah branch of Judaism may have contributed to her "conscious uncoupling" from husband Chris Martin after 10 years of marriage.

The couple announced their split Tuesday through a post on Gwyneth's website Goop.com titled "Conscious Uncoupling," explaining that they're still very close but have mutually agreed to end their marriage.

Britain's The Sun newspaper reported that Martin had grown tired of Paltrow's strict eating rules for their children and wanted to do some normal things together, like "watch DVDs and TV" and "eat treats ever...
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Kathy Griffin Calls Demi Lovato The 'Biggest Douche Celebrity' She's Ever Met

March 26th, 2014 10:01pm EDT
Kathy Griffin Calls Demi Lovato The 'Biggest Douche Celebrity' S
Demi Lovato and Kathy Griffin have gotten into a war of words on Twitter after Griffin referred to the singer as the "biggest douche celebrity" that she's met.

Lovato recently criticized Lady Gaga for having a performance artist turn her into a living canvas by swallowing paint and regurgitating it all over here, equating the unconventional "art" with glamorizing eating disorders like bulimia.

Griffin was asked on Monday who she thinks is the "biggest douche celebrity" that she's ever met, and she replied, "Probably Debbie (sic) Lovato."

"Plus she should calm the f down about Lady Gaga g...
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Sean Combs Releasing New Album As Puff Daddy, Claims He Never Changed His Name

March 26th, 2014 12:09am EDT
No, no, I'll change it to 'Dummy' next time
Sean 'Diddy,' 'P. Diddy,' 'Puff Daddy,' 'Puffy' Combs has decided to change his name yet again, or at least, change what he wants us all to call him.

The hip-hop mogul is returning to his roots and going back to Puff Daddy for the release of his next album.

Combs, who has been going by the moniker "Diddy" for nearly the last decade, is releasing his next album, "MMM," under his old stage name, and the first video from the album, titled "Big Homie," will hit the airwaves on Monday.

The rapper also cleared something up.

"For the record, I did not change my name. I always have been and alw...
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Chris Brown Kicked Out Of Rehab And Sent To Jail

March 15th, 2014 6:11am EDT
Chris Brown
Chris Brown has been kicked out of rehab and sent to jail.

The troubled singer, who was ordered to undergo treatment for his issues with anger management, broke the rules at the Malibu, Calif., facility and was kicked out after four months.

Sources tell TMZ.com that the singer violated "internal rules" and was asked to leave; and that it had nothing to do with drugs or violence. TMZ reports that Brown was caught having an "inappropriate relationship" with a woman who works at the center.

Brown was ordered by an L.A. county judge to attend a 90-day rehab program, and then the judge extend...
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Justin Bieber Gives Lawyers A Punk Attitude During Deposition

March 10th, 2014 11:38pm EDT
Justin Bieber dbag
Justin Bieber was in Florida on Friday to give a deposition in a lawsuit against him over one of his bodyguards allegedly assaulting a photographer in Miami.

Video footage of the four-and-a-half-hour interrogation reveals the singer acting very cocky and contemptuous during the sit-down, coming off as a total jerk.

During the video deposition, obtained by TMZ, Justin answered a series of questions by saying, "I don't recall," and at one point even went as far to taunt lawyers.

Hey guess what? Guess what?" he answered one question before raising his hands after a short pause and adding wi...
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