Steven Tyler

Dude sometimes looks like a lady, but he can sing, and we love Aerosmith. As for front man Tyler, well, he can get a little creepy looking and his choices of attire are also questionable (socks with sandals). But, as if you couldn't tell from American Idol, he's a great guy and we love him anyway. As for making People's top spot -- well, maybe in 1987 he had a shot, but the years and miles have begun to take their toll, and now he'll just have to dream on.