Horror director Eli Roth is offering his recently-removed wisdom teeth to a fan in a bizarre online contest.
The Hostel moviemaker underwent surgery to take out the molars earlier this week and has been keeping his Twitter followers updated about his condition.
And he's giving one fan the chance to own the teeth if they think up a good use for them.
In a series of posts on his Twitter blog, Roth writes, "Wisdom teeth: gone. Who wants 'em? Either of these would make a lovely necklace or pair of earrings. You could proudly display my wisdom. Teeth. Whoever has the most fun, creative idea gets them.
"Simple is okay too (earring, necklace, nipple ring) but you have to tell me how you're going to design it and then send a pic of the tooth when it's done. I'm not the jewelry maker, I just grow the jewels. That sounded weird.
"So much to think about. Thanks for helping ease the pain of my Eraserhead cheeks. Love the ideas."