Cher's Raggedy Ann versus Russian pole dancer look was awful at the "Burlesque" U.K. gala premiere.
Meanwhile, Milla Jovovich's bold, geometric-print kimono was so wild it hurt our eyes.
Johnny Depp always looks the same, but it doesn't make it right! The ascots and dirty jeans are way more dumpster dive than red carpet.
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