David Lynch: 'If You Meditate, You'll Enjoy Your Pornography More!'
Funnyman Russell Brand and movie maverick David Lynch have become unlikely pals after the Twin Peaks director gave the Brit some tips on how meditation boosts pleasuring one's self.
Brand has revealed he made a point of meeting Lynch, the president of the Transcendental Meditation Foundation, at a party so he could learn more about the director's area of expertise.
The movie star and comedian tells New York Magazine he complained to Lynch that his love of masturbating while watching pornography was overtaking his desire to meditate and achieve enlightenment.
He recalls Lynch telling him, "If you meditate, you'll enjoy your pornography more! It will be even better! It will be more vivid!'"
Brand jokes, "Now, that's the way to get people into meditation!"
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