British funnyman Russell Brand was so promiscuous as a young comedian, he had a "team of experts" who would select women for him to bed at his concerts.
The "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star admits he simply came up with a list of likes and dislikes and sent his aides out to find suitable partners.
He tells Playboy magazine, "I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward: 'I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.'"
But Brand insists he's in the right place to give up his highly-sexed ways and settle down with fiancee Katy Perry: "I've reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer. When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile."
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