"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off." Rocker Ozzy Osbourne loves getting intimate with his wife Sharon.

Ozzy loves giving Sharon gruesome gifts - he once handed her flowers from a graveyard. He admits he once stole a bouquet from a tombstone when he was drunk. Rock matriarch Sharon quickly worked out his ruse - she spied a card of condolence still attached to the bunch of bloomers.

Ozzy would love Johnny Depp to play him in a film of his life. The singer just penned autobiography "I Am Ozzy," and he's eyeing the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk as the perfect person to portray him if the book was ever transformed for the big screen.

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