As you might expect, the Visitors on "V" are not too happy with FBI Agent Eric or Hot Priest Jack at the moment. The second episode of "V" starts out just as the last one ends, with Erica and Father Hotness (this will be his name from now on) trying to run away from the V's that come to the secret meeting warehouse. Erica tries to place a 911 call to get police to the scene, but the V's intercept her call and send one of those weird robot drones after them. Erica wisely smashes it with a baseball bat, and the two agree to trust no one. Whoa. Where's Fox Mulder when you need him?

Now that we know the V's are everywhere, people become suspicious just by existing around the main characters. The elderly priest who tries to talk down Father Hotness, for example, and the FBI Agent (omg it's Tory from "Battlestar Galactica") sent to investigate Father Hotness. Since one of his flock died last week and sent him to the secret meeting, she's there to talk to him. So he stupidly brings her the photos the dead man gave him. Erica and he meet for the first time outside of danger, and she's furious he would just give away those photos. The V's have infiltrated everything!

They are investigating her partner Dale's disappearance, and it seems pretty obvious there are sleeper agents higher up in the FBI. Erica's boss says he has her 911 tape, and she knows very well the V's had that, so the two of them just kind of glare at one another and lie pleasantly that Dale was a traitor. Uh huh. Erica seems disappointed that Father Hotness is a priest, and I don't blame her. They had a vibe going there. I'm putting bets on it now, who thinks he'll give up the habit and those two will be together if this makes it to a second season?

Meanwhile in annoying teenager land, Erica tries to make her son Tyler promise not to have anything to do with the V's. Ha ha ha. That's cute she actually believes him. He is already signed up to help the V's, and he has a schoolyard crush on pretty Visitor Lisa. For some reason he decides to show off at a protest and punch a guy, so Lisa's like 'later.' Oh he'll find a way to weasel his way back in. Is Lisa a future traitor to the V's or is there a nefarious reason she's so interested in Tyler?

Ryan continues to be the most interesting character on the show since he's a traitor Visitor. He tries to find a fellow V rebel who warns him to break up with his girlfriend and then drugs him. Everyone is so untrusting on this show. He calls Ryan later and tells him all the information he has on Ryan's girlfriend Val. If he can get the info, so can the V's. Ryan, breaking up will hurt her less now than being tortured in the Visitor's creepy mind-torture cells. We see them, and they basically make you think you're being faced with terrifying things like snakes crawling all over you.

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Reporter Chad Decker smarms about this episode still mad that they made him compromise his journalist ethics. So he has a pro-con debate on his show to prove to them that he's the man, and Anna looks like she might eat him and use his skin as a rug. Then she thanks him because his show actually helps them win diplomatic relations with the USA.

Oh, and Erica's evil partner Dale is still alive. Apparently V's are able to be stabbed through the chest without lasting damage. He tells them she knows. Run, Erica, and take Father Hotness with you!

"V" is on ABC Tuesday nights at 8 PM EST.

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Story by Chelsea Doyle
Starpulse contributing writer

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