What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Wednesday, October 14, 2009:

Britney Spears Voted Best Celebrity Mom? - The folks across the pond apparently polled a few hundred people on crack...

Leona Lewis Slapped During Book Signing - Come on, people! Her music's not that bad...

Jon Gosselin Ordered To Return $180,000 - There goes his beer money for the weekend...

Megan Fox Strips Down To Her Undewear For Armani - Usually 'Megan Fox' in the same sentence as 'underwear' is always a good thing...

Michael Lohan Slams Lindsay's Drug Dealer - Instead of informing the police, he's chosen to inform the blogosphere...

Courtney Love's Financial Hole - See what we did there?

Dr. Phil Facing Another Sexual Harassment Lawsuit - He'll teach you how to feel better about yourself by feeling you himself...

Celebrities That Look Great Over The Years - a.k.a. "A Study on the Long-Term Effects Of Botox"...

Craig Ferguson Started Drinking At Age 13 - Well, he's Scottish, what'd you expect?

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor