What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Friday, October 9, 2009:

'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Recap: The Gang Gives Frank An Intervention - Seriously, why aren't you watching this show?

Tori Spelling Slams Reports She's Wasting Away - She says she's 107lbs while reports say she's only 95lbs. Either way, it sounds like 'wasting away' to me...

CBS To Remake 'Hawaii Five-O' - Note to CBS: keep the original theme song. Or I won't watch it. Yes, it's all about the theme song...

Rick Springfield To Get Naked On 'Californication' - Jessie's girl will finally see what she's been missing...

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Are Back Together - Now you can sleep tonight...

Dina Lohan Launches 'Anti-Gossip' Websites - She'll call this new defense system Star Wars...

Billy Ray Cyrus Says Fans Are Counting On Miley To Return To Twitter - Most parents would be thrilled if their teen stopped using the site...

NBC Cancels 'Southland' - In related news, if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it...

Marge Simpson To Pose For Playboy - But She Won't Bare All - It's the polar opposite of when Jenna Jameson did Maxim...

Kim Kardashian Heats Up FHM With Sexy Swimsuit Spread - It's the polar opposite of when Kim Kardashian did Playboy...

Nelly Furtado Wants To Pose For Playboy - It's the polar opposite of when... aah, I got nothin'.

Soulja Boy Arrested - Police charged him with obstruction of justice after he tried to tellem that he was only shooting a video...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor