What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Thursday, October 1, 2009:

Michael Moore Offers Free Screenings Of 'Capitalism' To Jobless & Homeless - They'll have to pay for their own popcorn though; because after all it is a capitalist society we live in...

Madonna On Marriage: 'I'd Rather Get Run Over By A Train' - Sometimes we'd rather she got run over by a train too...

Jon Gosselin Says 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' Is Detrimental To Kids, Wants Production Halted - Sleeping with every waitress and bartender you meet is fine though...

Artie Lange's Driver's License Revoked - Now he'll need a designated driver to get to his beer league...

Ghostface Killah Concert Marred By Onstage Brawl - Fortunately nobody was killah'd though...

Emma Watson 'Shaken' By Harvard Harassment - Harvard's never had a history of lampooning anything...

Mariah Carey: 'I Never Thought I'd Live This Long' - Because historically it's always the female pop stars who always go first...

TV Is Featuring More Gay Characters - Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Padma Lakshmi Is Pregnant! - Sounds like somebody was getting busy in the kitchen...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor