What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Tuesday, September 29, 2009:

DJ AM's Death Ruled Accidental Drug Overdose - Because doing a bunch of cocaine when you're taking prescription drugs is always something accidental...

David Hasselhoff Plays Down His Alcohol Problem - The Hoff brushed off his battle with booze as a "storm in a teacup." Only George W. Bush could do a better job botching a cliche...

Fan Tattooed Kevin Smith's Autograph On His Butt - Word is he's a huge "Jersey Girl" fan...

Lawyers Ask For Roman Polanski To 'Be Set Free' - While we're at it, why don't we free Charles Manson & Khalid Sheikh Muhammad...

Michael Jackson's Child Molestation Lawyers Demand $341,452 - For getting him off...

Bijou Phillips Blames Mackenzie For Ruining Her Life - Sounds like someone's a little jea-lous...

Emmy Rossum's Secret Husband Files For Divorce - Funny, marriage can be kept secret, but divorce never is...

Spotlight On TV Shows That Have Outstayed Their Welcome - The best jump-the-shark article you'll read today...

Courtney Love: 'Johnny Depp Gave Me CPR' - So that's at least one train wreck that Johnny's responsible for...

Olivia Wilde Was Advised To Lie About Her Marriage - Emmy Rossum just didn't tell anyone about hers...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor