What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Friday, September 25, 2009:

Martha Stewart Sorry For Making Fun Of Jessica Simpson's Dog Loss - But the rest of us? Not so much...

Vince Vaughn: 'I Really Want To Have Kids' - And somehow he and Jennifer Aniston weren't on the same page...

Michael Jackson Said Madonna Was In Love With Him, But She Was 'Not Sexy At All' - Perhaps being a female and over 11 were two strikes against her...

Soulja Boy Not Engaged To Model Rosa Acosta - Apparently he was just into doing that 'Superman' thing with her...

Lady Gaga Goes Topless For New Kanye West Tour Ad (Video) - But Taylor Swift had one of the best tour ads of all time...

Police Release Randy Quaid On Bail - Word is a fellow by the name of Clark W. Griswold loaned him the money...

Britney Spears Negotiates Child Custody Deal With Kevin Federline - He's allowed to see them anytime he wants, as long as he doesn't eat them...

Do Celebrities Leak Their Own Sex Tapes And Nude Pics? - Strange, they always file lawsuits but we never hear any follow ups...

Pamela Anderson Going Bankrupt? - You know what that means... Playboy shoot #37...

Jayde Nicole Sues Joe Francis Over Nightclub Fight - She's suing for $1 million. And we thought she just wanted respect...

Magazine To Pay Khloe Kardashian $300,000 For Wedding Photos? - Her fiance, Lamar Odom, will forego his bachelor party to have dinner with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis instead. (Some of these just write themselves, folks).

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor