What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Tuesday, September 22, 2009:

Scott Storch Felt 'Pressured' To Work With Brooke Hogan - Everyone who's ever heard her albums felt pressured too. In their bowels...

Heather Locklear To Return To 'Melrose Place' - She'll play the role of the lady telling all those youngsters to get off her balcony and turn down their rock & roll...

Charlie Sheen Ready To Quit 'Two And A Half Men' - So CBS is going to change format and make this a comedy then?

Jude Law's Cross-Dressing Film To Be Released On Cellphones - Because you just don't want to see that on a big screen...

Jenna Jameson Sued By Divorce Lawyers - They claim she still owes them $72,000. We're sure she can think of some way to pay them off...

Nick Lachey Auctioning Off Charity Dinner Date - Word is username 'Joeslittlegurl1' is the current high bidder ...

Dannii Minogue Turned To Botox During Kylie's Cancer Struggle - She says she already knows everything...

- She didn't want to show her emotions...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor