What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Friday, September 18, 2009:

Young Class Of 'VH1 Divas' Inducted (See Photos) - Really? Three former "American Idols", a "British Idol", and a Disney Channel star are now "Divas"? WTF?

David Caruso's Ex-Lover Drops Lawsuit - YEEEEEAAHHHH!

'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Recap: The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis - This show is better than any sitcom network TV has to offer. You should be watching it...

Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek Triumph At ALMA Awards (Pictures) - It was hosted by George Lopez and Eva Longoria, which is like watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new BMW...

Suzanne Somers Says Chemotherapy 'Poisoned' Patrick Swayze - Reports say he lived 400% longer than the average expectancy of pancreatic cancer victims. Sounds like chemo helped him if you ask me...

Paula Abdul Makes Fun Of Ellen DeGeneres, 'American Idol' During 'VH1 Divas' (Video & Pics) - Paula's got a lot of time on her hands these days...

Fan Arrested Over Ryan Seacrest Attack - The fan started "choking the guard", leading us to believe that Ryan Seacrest's bodyguards aren't much bigger than him...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor