What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Thursday, September 10, 2009:

Jennifer Connelly Allows Her Children To Curse At Home - Dinnertime must be a hoot. "Hey b----, can you pass me the f----n salt"...

Megan Fox and U2 On 'Saturday Night Live' Opener - Producers made the pairing because 'U2' is easy to say and remember...

Simon Cowell Would Have Turned Down The Beatles - Who's he kidding? They never would have made it through the initial screening process in the first place...

Audrina Patridge's Sexy Maxim.com Photo Shoot - Seriously, this is the best way to experience Audrina Patridge - you don't have to hear her...

Jennifer Aniston Dreams Of Starting A Swimwear Line - She says, "You should be able to mix and match your bottoms." If only if it wasn't for that darned 'don't mix and match your bottoms' law...

Ellen DeGeneres Is New 'American Idol' Judge - We'll still take Paula's (alleged) drunkenness over Ellen's humor.

5 Fashion No-No's For The Stars & Commoners - "Commoners?" What are we living in colonial New England?

Madonna Blamed For Bulgarian Boat Disaster - Following the Bulgarians' lead, Madonna has also been blamed for the state of the U.S. Economy, bad food in England, the H1N1 Virus, Somalian Pirates, and everything that was wrong with "Transformers 2"...

Ioan Gruffudd Welcomes First Daughter - They named her 'Ella Betsi', but it's spelled Aiellann Buddseigh...

Nicolas Cage Quits 'The Green Hornet' - Sounds like "The Green Hornet" just got a little better...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor