What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Thursday, September 3, 2009:

Rihanna Bares Her Breasts In Black & White Italian Vogue Photos - Shades of Grace Jones...

Rumer Willis Willing To Get Naked For The Right Role - Dear Lord please let that role never come along...

Keanu Reeves To Take DNA Test - A woman claiming he's the father of her kids wants to know for sure if he's The One...

Spencer Pratt 'Horrified' Ryan Seacrest Would Like To Tase His Wife Heidi - Ryan Seacrest is my new hero...

'Heroes' Greg Grunberg Saves Customers From High Prices - Too bad he can't make "Heroes" not suck...

Kelly Osbourne: 'Don't Get Tattoos, I Hate Mine' - But how will she express her uniqueness and individuality then?

Slideshow: Hip Hop Stars With Tattoos & Body Art - According to Kelly Osbourne they'll be hating them soon...

Madonna's Daughter Lourdes Recreates Famous 'Like A Virgin' Pose - The only difference is that this time the picture is of a virgin (we hope)...

Holly Madison Used To Stuff Her Bra - And back then people used to focus on her face when they talked to her...

Lindsay Lohan Not Considering Playboy Spread - Guess that means she's still got some money in the bank...

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Story by Kevin Blair
Starpulse contributing editor