What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Thursday, August 20, 2009:

LAPD Reviewing Eric Dane Sex Tape For 'Criminal Activity' - Because three drunk people videotaping themselves naked and talking about a dog named 'Cocaine' should be the LAPD's top priority...

Katy Perry Thinks Lady Gaga Purposely Started Hermaphrodite Rumors - Yes, because it takes an attention seeking pop star to know one...

Woman Sues David Copperfield For Sexual Assault - Let's see him get out of this one...

Jay-Z & Beyonce Make Speedboat Getaway To Escape Paparazzi In Croatia - Sounds like a video for one of Beyonce's songs...

Carly Patterson Discusses Her Debut Album & Her Olympic Gold Medal - That French judge only gave her album and 8.5 though...

George Hamilton Plans Second 'Bite' At Cult Horror Comedy - Aren't vampires supposed to have really, really pale skin?

No Vampires For Robert Downey Jr. - Contrary to earlier reports, Robert Downey Jr. wants you to know that he, in fact, does not suck...

'Twilight' Author Sued For 'Rip-Off' - SHOCKER!

Jenna Dewan Joins 'Melrose Place' - Meaning this will soon be one of the best shows on television with the volume turned all the way down...

Mike Myers' 'Inglourious Basterds' Role Was A Dream - Careful Mike, or you'll get stereotyped as an actor who's always playing a bastard of some sort...

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